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NickCraft: The Newsletter Ninja

aita, Alexander, back to school, berated, birth certificate, club, complaint, face of, full name, girly name, Humiliating, Lex, Make it right, middle name, mom, Newsletter, NickCraft, Nickname, ninja, school newsletter, serious, student log in, Using

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Farms Harvested:	579
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of being called by your boring, sophisticated name like Alexander? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where you can be known as the one and only Lex? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on this wild adventure where your mom’s opinions don’t matter and you can embrace your inner Lex without any judgment. We’ve even got a special club just for players who go by cool nicknames like Lex, so you’ll fit right in.

Don’t let your mom hold you back from being the awesome Lex that you were meant to be. Join our server today and show her that Lex is the name of the future, baby! Let’s get crafting and building, Lex-style!

Abuse-Free SMP: Escaped & Thriving

Abuse, AbuseFree, breaking the cycle, courage, domestic violence, empowerment, escape plan, escaped, family dynamics, healing, mental health, moving out, ReBuilding, resilience, safety planning, self love, self-care, smp, starting over, support system, Survival, Therapy, THRIVING, Trauma recovery

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of living in a house where the creepers are the least of your worries? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only abusive thing you’ll encounter is the way our players abuse the chat with their terrible puns!

Escape your real-life drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to make that epic armor. Build your dream home, make friends with fellow survivors, and leave your abusive past behind in a cloud of pixelated dust.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life where the only griefing you’ll experience is from that one player who keeps stealing your crops. It’s time to break free from the shackles of your old life and start fresh in a world where the only toxicity is from the poison potions you accidentally drank. Let’s craft a brighter future together, one block at a time!

SadCraft2021

depression, Despair, emotional, emotions, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholic, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, SadCraft2021, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, triggers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Divine Spears Created:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mines Excavated:	1854	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

SinwarCraft – Not Your Average Cross-Dressing Server

Average, crossdressing, disguise, disguise techniques, dressed as a woman, elusive target, fugitive, Gaza Strip, gender disguise, Hamas Leader, hiding in plain sight, hiding tactics, intelligence reports, Middle East conflict, militant leader, Palestinian, political figure, secret identity, security threat, Server, SinwarCraft, undercover, Wanted Man, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where yahya sinwar is hiding in plain sight dressed as a woman! you never know when he will pop out and start building with you! maybe he will even challenge you to a build battle while wearing his fabulous dress! join now for the chance to meet this mysterious figure and uncover all the secrets he holds in our wacky world of blocks and pixels!

HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

Chill, critical care, DNP, donepezil, DRUG, drug repurposing, emergency medicine, emergency response, HiberCraft, hibernation-like state, Hospital, innovative treatment, life-saving intervention, lives, medical breakthrough, medical emergencies, medical innovation, organ damage, patient survival, repurposed, Save, save lives, suspended animation, time-sensitive treatment

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	244	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	439	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!

NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, Aryan Nations, extremism, extremism in America, extremism in Idaho, far right, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, History, hyperborea, Idaho, Nazi haven, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, Northern Idaho, Pacific Northwest, racism, Server, white nationalism, white separatism, White Supremacy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Ores Mined:	7887
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	87
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Love Letters Sent:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mines Excavated:	4414	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.