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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, Competition, Decline, Eso, eve online, FFXIV, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming trends, market analysis, Minecraft, mmorpg, Multiplayer Games, Online Games, osrs, Player Base, player preferences, player retention, player-engagement, Server, Subscription Model, virtual worlds, wow

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of being a small fish in a big pond? Do you crave a Minecraft server where you can truly stand out and be the ultimate player? Look no further than our server, where we have more players than World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XIV, Elder Scrolls Online, Old School RuneScape, and Eve Online combined! Join us and become a legend among legends. Who needs WoW when you can dominate in our crazy world of blocky adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic. Join now and let the madness begin!

Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

Anime girl, best tits, chloe, Community, cute, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, Idol, internet celebrity, japanese, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, smp, streaming, talent, talent agency, tits, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Farms Harvested:	758	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child safety, children, Communication, family dynamics, fear, forgiveness, FRIENDSHIPS, helicopter parenting, kindergarten, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, Personal experiences, Server, sleepovers, SleepoverSquad, socialization, strangers, Trauma, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
New Chunks Explored:	273677	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

WeddingWoopsieMC

communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial expectations, financial support, generational differences, wedding budget, wedding contributions, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding misunderstandings, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding promises, WeddingWoopsieMC

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

ARTISTRY, body art, body modification, creativity, design, dream tattoo, fantasy tattoo, Individuality, ink, InkMaster420, inspiration, Meaningful, Minecraft, Permanent, personal expression, Self-expression, skin, smp, symbol, tattoo, Tattoo Ideas, Unique, wish list

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6953	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

AIphobiaCraft

advancement, AIphobiaCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, concerns, control, Ethics, fear, Future, human interaction, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, progress, robotics, Robots, science fiction, skepticism, society, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

ALERT, Army, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, deployment, escalation, ground war, idf, lebanon, LebCraftWar, MIDDLE EAST, Military, mobilization, mobilizing, north, potential war, reserve, reserve brigades, SECURITY, Signaling, Tensions, Troops

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	493
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

#sustainability, 3rd, Astronomy, climate change, Development, Earth, environmental concerns, Global Issues, human impact, INEQUALITY, natural disasters, planet, Pollution, population growth, POVERTY, Resources, Server, solar system, Space, Sun, Suns, third world countries, third world problems, wheel

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

Ancient, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient recipes, archaeological discovery, bacterial evolution, CheeseCraft, cow DNA, dairy, dairy industry, dairy production, dairy products, DNA analysis, fermentation, food history, food preservation, food science, Fun, goat DNA, human health, kefir cheese, lactobacillus, oldest cheese, probiotics

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

47 times, black guy, Caught, chimp out, crime, criminal behavior, dindu nuffin, executed, EXECUTION, Id, Justice, laptop, Leftists, Minecraft, murder, niggers, racism, robbery, Server, stabbed, stabs woman, Times, victims purse, violence

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!