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  • Blockhead Advice Minecraft SMP

    Blockhead Advice Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fellow blockheads! You gotta join this insane Minecraft SMP or you might as well be living in a dirt hut crafting wooden pickaxes for the next decade of your life! Like, seriously, it’s basically the best thing ever, even better than that time I found diamonds while riding a pig for the first time!

    First of all, this isn’t just any server – it’s a magical land where squids hold secret meetings to determine the fate of your #MinecraftLife. You want drama? We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring a bunch of ender dragons arguing about who stole the last piece of cake from the communal fridge! I once saw a creeper explode while a guy was trying to propose to a villager. Talk about a love story gone wrong, amirite?!

    And don’t even get me started on the server’s pet llama racing league! Ever tried to ride a llama with a diamond helmet? Trust me, you’ll never look at llamas the same way again. They’re not just for making traps like the time I spent 6 hours building a llama rollercoaster only for it to break halfway through and send all my friends flying into the void! LOL I’m still recovering from those therapy sessions.

    You’ll meet all kinds of peeps from around the globe who are just as weird as you! Like, we’ve got this dude who swears he can talk to chickens and once convinced a whole gaggle to start a revolution against the cows. I mean, who knew chickens had beef? (Pun intended!). If you’re into drama where the stakes are higher than a creeper after a caffeine binge, this is THE place to be!

    And if you want stories? Oh boy, even my grandma thinks my blue sheep genocide story is legendary. I had a dream I could turn all my sheep blue, so I did it, but then a giant spider army invaded and I accidentally created “SpiderSheep Apocalypse.” So now, every time I see a blue sheep, I just cringe and scream because that’s the backup plan if the llama racing league falls apart.

    So if you wanna forge alliances, betray your best buds, raid secret potato farms, or just scream because a zombie came out of nowhere while you were trying to mine your way to China, then do NOT miss out! You gotta be here, or you might as well be stuck playing “It’s a Small World” on repeat with no emeralds in sight.

    Join now, or forever be a noob in a pixelated world that only knows how to make wooden swords while you’re out here crafting epic tales of glory and weirdness! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss ALL the chaos, the memes, and the llamas! Don’t be that guy watching from the sidelines!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockPartyRevolution

    BlockPartyRevolution

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like minecraft? well guess what, we have the most epic minecraft server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but that’s not all, we also have a secret society of chickens who can talk and give u quests to find the rarest items in the game. oh and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? yea, we’re that cool. so come join us and let’s unite to build the most epic minecraft world ever! oh and also, we have free cookies. so yea, join us now or miss out on all the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelTruckGlitch

    PixelTruckGlitch

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE CYBER TRUCKS LOOK LIKE THEY FAILED TO LOAD THEIR TEXTURE HAHAHA. IT’S LIKE THEY’RE FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE MINECRAFT IS RULED BY GLITCHES AND BUGS. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL FIND A SECRET PORTAL TO THAT UNIVERSE AND BECOME THE KING OF THE GLITCHES. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LOLZ AND UNEXPECTED TWISTS. SEE YOU THERE, OR MAYBE NOT, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THIS CRAZY SERVER HAHAHA.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Slayer Club

    Slayer Club

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to slayer club we have smp, parkour, and a cool rollercoaster just trying to make everyones minecraft experience better and fun. we are semi new so not everything is perfect we are looking for staff and players and we have a fully done discord!

    Slay9582.feathermc.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Peak Peasant PVP (Not-So-Vanilla) Version 1.20.6!

    Peak Peasant PVP (Not-So-Vanilla) Version 1.20.6!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Summit Survival Semi-Vanilla

    Summary:

    Summit Survival takes SMP back to the fundamentals. No limits are placed on productive gameplay and this server is for those who enjoy creating complex redstone contraptions and large scale builds, or simply enjoy exploring and collecting. There are no land claiming plugins on Summit Survival. Our staff team takes a hands off approach to allow players freedom for their own playstyle, BUT we have a no griefing policy that is VERY strictly enforced. Aside from adhering to very simple rules that keep things productive, you can do whatever you like and there are no limits.

    We offer a simple homes system, but there is no TPA. We use Raw Gold as currency to trade at spawn shops and with other players.

    Joining Process:

    Connect within the multiplayer menu using the IP summitsurvival.org

    Our server supports cross play. Use port 63809 to connect via Bedrock.

    Server Rules:

    # Rule
    1 Do not hack or use x-ray
    2 Do not modify player builds or entities
    3 Do not use dupes with a universal application
    4 Do not use hate speech

    Hope to see you online!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What is Summit Survival? Summit Survival is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that focuses on productive gameplay with no limits on creativity.
    How do I join Summit Survival? Simply connect within the multiplayer menu using the IP summitsurvival.org.
    What currency is used on Summit Survival? Raw Gold is used as currency to trade at spawn shops and with other players.
    Are there any land claiming plugins on Summit Survival? No, there are no land claiming plugins on Summit Survival.
    Are there any special rules on Summit Survival? Yes, the server has rules against hacking, griefing, modifying player builds, using dupes, and hate speech.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CrushCraft Minecraft Server

    CrushCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of your crush dating someone who is clearly not good enough for them? Well, look no further because on our server, we specialize in breaking up relationships! Join us and unleash your inner cupid as you navigate through our wacky world filled with love potions, heart-shaped arrows, and even a breakup spell or two. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love yourself along the way! So come on, join us and let’s spread some chaos in the name of love!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineCrafty Mercedes Server

    MineCrafty Mercedes Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the blocks are jealous of Mercedes’ tight and fuckable lil body! Join us for a chance to witness Mercedes slay dragons in hideous outfits that will make you question your fashion sense. Rumor has it that once Mercedes gets a clue, she will start wearing outfits that actually suit her and maybe even change her hair color from something that looks like it was chosen by a blindfolded llama. Don’t miss out on the chance to see Mercedes transform from a fashion disaster to a style icon, only on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockBuster Minecraft Server

    BlockBuster Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a shower of diamonds and every mob you defeat drops a stack of enchanted golden apples. That’s right, on our server, the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and chaos reigns supreme!

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic events you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a giant chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, all while fireworks explode in the sky and a chorus of singing creepers serenade you. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player who logs on gets their very own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc with.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs movies to change your life when you have our server to blow your mind instead!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyLifeGoals

    CraftyLifeGoals

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the Minecraft world, not knowing your purpose? Well, look no further because our server will give you all the answers you seek! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to guide you on the path to enlightenment and riches? Join now and let the pixelated adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KyivPrideCraft Minecraft Server

    KyivPrideCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server, where we gather hundreds of players for a pride march in the war-torn city of Kyiv! why march for pride in a virtual world, you ask? well, because our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are rainbow-colored! plus, our moderators dress up as unicorns and sprinkle glitter on griefers. join us for a truly magical experience, where you can build your dream castle while dodging arrows from skeleton archers who just want to join the parade. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s march for pride and pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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