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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3663 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Animals Bred: | 162 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
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