REDACTED Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Speedy Minecraft SMP Player

financial news, Investment, market analysis, market bubble, market correction, market crash, market fluctuations, market panic, market rally, market sell off, market speculation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, player, price increase, price surge, rapid growth, REDACTED, smp, Speedy, stock market, stock prices, Trading

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – every time you mine a diamond on our server, the price of Bitcoin increases by 50 cents! That’s right, you could be a millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is rumored to be a pro at doing the Macarena. Join our SMP and you might just catch him busting a move in the End dimension!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and watch the whole market dump… with excitement!

GriefBusters: Where griefing is strictly prohibited!

60k a year, Advanced, Asylum, contaminated, divinity, dream, Expectations, Ford SUV, GriefBusters, Griefing, GRIEVING, hackers, Jen, loans, msnbc, political Twitter, popular beliefs, private tutors, Prohibited, Reality, REDACTED, secret spiritual experiences, Straight-A student, Strictly

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2812
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the adventure of a lifetime with Jen! She’s not just your average player, she earns 60k a year, drives a Ford SUV, and was a straight-A student all her life. But that’s not all, she also has secret spiritual experiences that are even more advanced than yours (and she’s never told anyone about them)!

One time, Jen appeared in my dream to tell me she took out loans to pay for private tutors for her kids. Can you believe it? She’s a true Minecraft legend! And let’s not forget the time she was mentioned on MSNBC, but I pretended I didn’t know who she was. Oh, the drama!

Join our server now and discover the mysteries of Jen’s world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about reality and divinity. Just remember, we don’t post about “Jennifer Psaki” here – that’s a whole other story!

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

4chan, blocky, Censorship, Conspiracy Theory, doubt, Edition, elon musk, fear, fucked, headquarters, information warfare, internet, lolz, McBlockface, Musk, Online Community, PARANOIA, REDACTED, rumor, shadow ban, social media, speculation, Technology, uncertainty, Warning

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Votes:	4842
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Potions Brewed:	131	Divine Spears Created:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!

Cosmic U of M LEFTfield Discovery

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Breakthrough, compression, Cosmic, cosmic maps, cosmic structure, Dark Energy, Dark Matter, data analysis, Developments, discoveries, discovery, Effectiveness, Extraction, fast track, leftfield, method, new, Physical Review Letters, research, University of Michigan

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	947597	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we use LEFTfield to analyze cosmic maps and extract all da data without compression. we got dark energy, dark matter, and cosmic structure up in here. it’s like a science experiment on crack! join now for a wild ride through the universe like you’ve never seen before. who needs real life when you can explore the cosmos in minecraft? let’s get weird together, baby!

Rivalry Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, anger, crime, dangerous thoughts, dark impulses, dark thoughts, deadly consequences, eliminate enemies, eliminate threats, fatal actions, hatred, Justice, long tail tags, murder, people you don’t like, Realm, Revenge, Rivalry, sinister intentions, Start killing, Vengeance, violence

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server where you can start killing people you don’t like!

But wait, there’s more!

You can also build giant statues of your enemies and then blow them up with TNT!

And if that’s not enough, you can even create elaborate traps to lure unsuspecting players into their doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCatWatchers

BEDROOM, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, Cats, cleaning, Communication, compromise, CraftyCatWatchers, disagreement, family, Fighting, Invasion, moving stuff, overreacting, personal space, privacy violation, Reorganizing, Respect, sister, thankfulness, trip

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than your boyfriend’s mom reorganizing your closet without permission! We promise not to touch your stuff without asking first, unlike some people we know cough cough.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and battle mobs with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret room full of your boyfriend’s mom’s cleaning supplies.

Don’t worry, we won’t clean your house or watch your cats while you’re away, but we will provide endless entertainment and laughs. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless you want to reenact the great closet reorganization of 2021 in Minecraft form!

NoMoreSayingPls

ANNOYING, Cliche, cliched phrases, common phrases, Communication, communication skills, Expression, IMMEDIATELY, Language, language trends, language usage, NoMoreSayingPls, overused, pet peeve, phrase, Repetitive, Saying, stop using, Tiresome, verbal habits, Words

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Enchantments Applied:	156	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” every time something goes wrong in your life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of everyday phrases!

On our server, we have a strict ban on boring sayings like “it is what it is” and instead encourage players to come up with their own hilarious catchphrases. Want to yell “potato salad” every time you find diamonds? Go for it! Feel like shouting “banana hammock” whenever you defeat a boss? We support that too!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders at all who dare challenge him. Join us and witness epic battles between players and the Chicken King as they compete for the title of Supreme Poultry Overlord.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring phrases forever!

TrumpCraft: Redefine & Conquer

checks and balances, Conquer, constitutional order, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, Document, executive branch, foreign policy, German ambassador, germany, Government, international relations, Legal System, News, Politics, redefine, redefinition, separation of powers, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, Warning

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german ambassador is warning about it! apparently, trump has some crazy plan to redefine the whole constitutional order just because of this server. like, can you believe that? but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the fun and chaos you could ever want in a minecraft server. join us now and be a part of the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from the president himself. just kidding, that would be insane, right? but seriously, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. it’s gonna be epic!

Pixel Potty Mouths

colloquialism, Communication, connotations, Differences, Expression, IDIOMS, informal language, informal speech, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Meaning, mouths, Nuances, PIXEL, potty, semantics, Similarities, slang phrases, slang terms, talking out of your ass, Talking shit, vernacular

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low, low price of one rotten potato.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. Trust me, they’ve got some killer dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. GOLDEN EGGS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

KTCube — Minecraft game servers Minecraft server

banner, Community, Creative, description, game servers, Gaming, java edition, KTCube, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplaying, Server, server image, server-network, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

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SpongeCraft

1.21.4, Community, costumes, Crates, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Minecraft, Minigames, Parkour, Play, Ranking system, Relics, Server, smp, SpongeCraft, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7617
Runes Activated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

SERVER IP	PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET

Features

Toggleable keep inventory
Custom enchantments and relics
Player shops, auction houses, and server shop
Events, parkour, and minigames
Unique ranking system
Fun cosmetics
Jobs and level-up perks
Survival and vote crates

About Us
SpongeCraft is a community with a focus on building, community, and projects. We host events and have an active Discord.

Rules
No griefing, trolling, hacking, or inappropriate behavior.

Important Links
PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET
Discord
Dynmap

FAQ

Q: Can I grief or troll other players on the server?

A: No, griefing, trolling, and ruining gameplay for others is not allowed on SpongeCraft.

Q: Are there any unfair advantages allowed on the server, such as hacking?

A: No, hacking or abusing unfair advantages is strictly prohibited on SpongeCraft.

Q: What kind of language and behavior is allowed on the server?

A: We aim to keep the server PG-13, so please refrain from using inappropriate language or behavior.

Q: How can I join events and what kind of prizes can I win?

A: You can join events on SpongeCraft by participating in the scheduled activities. Winners can receive in-game prizes and even gift cards at times.

Q: How can I stay updated on server changes and community news?

A: You can stay updated on server changes and community news through our Discord server and by regularly checking our website for announcements.

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Absurd, Anime, BROKEN, card game, duel monsters, Entertainment, exaggeration, FANTASY, fictional, Game Mechanics, Manga adaptation, MysticCraft, Overpowered, plot device, Realms, Revival Jam, Ridiculous, storytelling, tv show, UNBELIEVABLE, Unkillable, Yugioh

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	220
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Bro, forget about Yugioh, come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena.

Our server is like a crazy acid trip where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie chickens.

You’ll never get bored because we have secret dungeons filled with dancing skeletons and treasure chests full of diamonds.

Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, BabyBumpCraft, carelessness, Communication, consequences, Decision making, emotions, EXCITEMENT, family, feelings, Guilt, Minecraft, miscarriage, OVULATION, Pregnancy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, Support, Timing, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	53

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama and excitement just like this crazy family story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and wedding drama just like in the real world. 2. Build your own virtual family and navigate through tricky situations just like in this story. 3. Explore our server and discover secrets and surprises around every corner. 4. Make new friends and enemies as you navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life.

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation just as wild as this story.