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Wine Not White
u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more red wine den white wine in our virtual taverns. we got a meta-analysis study dat proves red wine is da healthiest choice in dis blocky world. forget bout dem carcinogens, we got u covered with dat good good red wine. join us for a drink and some blocky adventures. ain’t no server like dis one, we got da best wine and da craziest stories to tell. come on in and let’s get drunk on pixels together! -
Berry Tea Wine Server
join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory! -
Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?
So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains
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Berry Tea Red Wine Land
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA FLAVONOIDS U NEED TO AVOID DEMENTIA! WE GOT BERRIES, TEA, AND RED WINE GALORE! EAT SIX EXTRA SERVINGS A DAY AND U COULD LOWER UR RISK BY 28! U WANNA KEEP UR BRAIN JUICY AND FRESH LIKE A BERRY? JOIN NOW AND GET UR DOSE OF FLAVONOIDS! #BERRYBRAINLOLZ #REDWINEROCKS #TEATIMEFUN -
CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with careless roommates and their messy partners? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no spilled wine on your virtual couches, only epic adventures and pixelated fun!Join us and escape the drama of real life roommates who invite their clumsy girlfriends to move in without your consent. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone ruining it with red wine spills. Plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll never have to deal with awkward roommate confrontations again.
So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs roommates when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!
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CraftySouthMC Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of wimpy servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, look no further, because on our server, we only accept the swolest of players in our DYEL (Do You Even Lift) General!Join us if you want to embark on crazy quests like bench pressing creepers, deadlifting Endermen, and squatting zombies. Our server is so hardcore, even the diamonds are afraid of us!
But that’s not all, folks! We have an exclusive PvP arena where you can challenge other players to epic lifting competitions. Show off your gains and flex on your enemies as you crush them in battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on /CSG/- DYEL GENERAL and prove to the Minecraft world that you not only lift blocks, but you also lift spirits!
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Smarverse
Smarverse.net was created for strong players! You must be strong to survive! You get 3 lives, which after, you will be disqualified for a day before you go back to the server!
smarverse.net
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pzbox
Box server with elytra pvp. There are custom bosses, weapons, items, and more!! All you need is a resourcepack. No mods are neccessary and the pvp is great. Quickdrop pvp.
play.pzbox.co
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Lifeneal
This is a very fun lifesteal server! This server includes cpvp, money dupe, /shop, a discord server, ranks, sword pvp, and much more!
Lifeneal.minehut.gg
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EarthNetwork x DinoVerse
Server Gamemode: – Survival – OneBlock (Coming Soon) – Skyblock – MurderMystery – Arcade – Bedwars – ETC
play.earth-net.tech