red states Minecraft Servers

Red States

  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

    join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

    plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

    so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RedCapHarvestCrafters

    RedCapHarvestCrafters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a boring old red state with nothing to do but twiddle your thumbs? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start filling those empty harvesting and manual labor jobs in a virtual world where the possibilities are endless!

    Imagine a world where you can harvest crops without breaking a sweat, mine for diamonds without getting your hands dirty, and build epic structures without ever leaving your couch. Our server is the perfect place for redcaps to show off their skills and dominate the virtual workforce.

    But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive redcap-only events, like the annual virtual corn maze challenge and the legendary potato sack race. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with virtual gold waiting to be discovered by the most daring redcaps.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring red states behind and join our Minecraft server today for a virtual adventure like no other. Who needs real-life jobs when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

    PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

    Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

    So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

    Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Phoxis: Where even the custom mobs are asking for a raise! Join now for a pixelated adventure like no other!

    Phoxis: Where even the custom mobs are asking for a raise! Join now for a pixelated adventure like no other!

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    Phoxis Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Phoxis
    Version 1.20.2
    Features Custom races, Towny plugin, custom mobs, events, economy
    IP phoxis.mcraft.pro
    Discord https://discord.gg/4ksMbNC

    FAQ

    What is Phoxis?

    Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. We enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience through custom plugins, including races, custom items, and crafting recipes.

    How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?

    Phoxis features custom races, such as Vampires, Lycanthropes, Angels, Demons, and more. Players can create towns and nations with the Towny plugin for alliances and wars. Custom mobs and bosses are also part of our server.

    What other features does Phoxis have?

    Events are hosted weekly, including Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles. Towny, economy, and multiple dimensions like the resource world and Nether are available. Elysium is our exotic world. Join our server to experience it all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Oopsie Racism Minecraft Server

    Oopsie Racism Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting banned from Twitch for accidentally saying something racist because this site has rotted your brain? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can say whatever the heck you want without consequences! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll our way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and loves to prank unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your hair out? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a rubber ducky as your weapon.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Queen, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat her in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt cooled) on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TearJerk Minecraft Server

    TearJerk Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of crying alone to sad songs in your room? Well, join our Minecraft server and we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy instead! Our virtual world is filled with so much laughter and fun that even the saddest songs will have you smiling from ear to ear. So come on, join us and let’s turn those tears into tears of laughter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ParentalPotionsGoneWrong

    ParentalPotionsGoneWrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your parents secretly obsessed with Minecraft but too embarrassed to admit it? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for them to unleash their inner block-building maniacs! Join us and witness your parents transform into master builders, creating epic structures and battling creepers like never before. Who knew they had such mad skills? Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your folks over a game of Minecraft – it’s a family affair like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CroatianCyberCraft Minecraft Server

    CroatianCyberCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE FIGHT OFF PRO-RUSSIAN HACKERS LIKE A BUNCH OF HEROES! WE’RE BASICALLY THE LARGEST CROATIAN HOSPITAL BUT IN MINECRAFT AND UNDER CONSTANT CYBERATTACK! SAVE LIVES BY BUILDING EPIC FORTRESSES AND DEFENDING AGAINST THE EVIL HACKERS! PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF DIAMONDS AND COOKIES TO GO AROUND! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE OF ADVENTURE AND CHAOS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP