Red State MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

eye surgery, college, college fund, red state, parents

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

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Red Colorado Minecraft Server

Red (Color), believing in Colorado, Server, red, red state

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Join us on our server and you’ll find yourself in a land where unicorns roam free, dragons are your loyal pets, and every block you mine turns into a block of pure gold. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that just catching a glimpse of it will bring you eternal luck and fortune.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Remember, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Let your imagination run wild and come join us on this epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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NoMILZoneCraft

NoMILZoneCraft, Grandchild, consideration, south carolina, MIL

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and avoid those pesky family members trying to convince you to move to the South!

Join us and create a virtual paradise where you can live out all your wildest fantasies without any interference from meddling in-laws. Build a massive house, raise virtual kids, and never have to worry about anyone telling you where to live ever again!

Don’t let your in-laws dictate your life, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, even the elderly in-laws would want to hang out with you here! So come on down and escape the drama in real life by immersing yourself in our epic Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family drama!

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BlockyLatinoVoteFlip

Hispanic population, California, California politics, Latinos, Florida

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a virtual paradise filled with blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and discover the secret to turning Florida blue – by building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow players from all over the world. Our server is so magical, even the most stubborn Floridian will be voting blue in no time!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated caves. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and wonderfully blue Minecraft server today!

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Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, suicide awareness, mental illness, mental health awareness, culture

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee you won’t feel the urge to commit suicide like that unfortunate actor in Korea! Our server is so fun and engaging that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about ending it all.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

steam profile, deadlock general, Server, blocky, Wiki

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

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Best Dystopian Movies? Minecraft SMP

top rated dystopian movies, best dystopian movies, sci-fi dystopia, classic dystopian movies, end of the world movies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the world has been taken over by evil chickens who are plotting to turn all the players into poultry! Will you be able to survive in this dystopian chicken-filled world and save humanity from becoming feathered fiends? Join now for a cluckin’ good time and the chance to be the ultimate chicken conqueror!

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Sperg Squad Minecraft Server

political ideology, Minecraft, libtardism, wisdom, Fun

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are filled with normies and basic ideologies? Look no further, because our server is for the true intellectuals and spergs of the world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with technology, rationality, and unfiltered communication. We don’t mess around with conservatism or libtardism here – only the finest minds are welcome.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle while discussing the deeper meaning of Evangelion with your fellow players. The sun is setting, the mobs are lurking, and you’re having the time of your life on our server.

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Embrace your inner sperg and join us today!

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Why do female characters get a pass when it comes to being the… Minecraft SMP Queen

Literature, smp, Writing, Character development, fictional characters

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where female characters reign supreme and being a Mary Sue is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad princesses, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and pet dragons that do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Queen Bee, who rules with an iron fist and a killer fashion sense. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a flower crown and a fierce attitude.

So why join our SMP? Because here, being a Mary Sue isn’t just a character trait, it’s a way of life. Embrace your inner goddess and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few plot twists along the way – after all, this is a server where anything can happen.

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TwoMC! Minecraft server

Developments, PvE, Npcs, Anarchy, KILL CONTRACTS

THE BEST ANARCHY FOR ALL PEOPLE’S TASTES ❤

INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS ❤

IMPORTANT SELF-WRITTEN PLUGINS ✔

INTERESTING EVENTS: CHESTS, PIRATE SHIP, TREASURE HUNT AND MUCH MORE✔

EXCELLENT ANTI CHEAT✔

PVP ARENAS, AUTO MINES, NPCs WITH MISSIONS, KILL CONTRACTS✨

AND MUCH MORE ONLY ON OUR SERVER✨

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