🔥Red Lines Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crops Grown:	3832	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear option, Politics, power, putin, Red Lines, RedLineDefend, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Tension, War, world affairs

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ores Mined:	2531
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

RedLineCraft Minecraft Server

Attacks, chief, Conflict, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Hezbollah response, Hezbollah statement, international relations, Israel, Israeli aggression, lebanese, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, regional security, RETALIATION, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, just like Hezbollah chief sayin’ Israel crossed all red lines, we be crossin’ all dem red lines too, but in Minecraft! join us cuz we got crazier attacks than Israel, we be blowin’ up dem creepers like nobody’s business. come join us and be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, we be makin’ history every day on this server. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin’ like that. so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Star Shards Collected:	69	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

RedLineCraft

aggression, Boundaries, Caution, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, political tension, provocation, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, russia, seriousness, SOVEREIGNTY, US, Warning

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have red lines that u better not joke about or else russia will come after u! we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to cross the red line and a bear came out of nowhere and started dancing the macarena! u never know what’s gonna happen on our server, so join now for a wild ride! plus, we have free cake every tuesday and a secret underground disco where herobrine likes to bust a move. so what r u waiting for? come join us before russia gets ya!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Bluff!

aggression, bluff, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, negotiations, putin, Putins, Red Lines, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, war briefing, Zelenskiy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more action than a Putin red line bluff in Kursk! Zelenskiy himself said our server is more lit than a Ukrainian war briefing.

We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons skeletin’ all over the place. Join us for some crazy fun and build the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

We promise you won’t be bored, unless you’re a villager, then you might get bored cuz we like to mess with them. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

RedlineCraft

Condemnation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, extremism, foreign ministry, global affairs, Government, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so, liek, u kno dis server is off the hook, rite? we got creepers blowin up left n right, skeletons shootin arrows at u from all angles, it’s a wild ride, man. but dat aint even da best part. we got a secret underground base where u can find all da rarest loot and weapons. but watch out for da lava traps, dey’ll get ya every time.

and get dis, we got a secret society of players who go on epic quests to slay dragons and save princesses. yea, u heard me right, princesses. dey even got a secret handshake and everything.

but wait, there’s more. we got a whole city made out of diamonds and gold, where u can live like a king. but watch out for da creepers, dey love blowin up shiny things.

so, wat u waitin for? come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da world. but remember, once u join, there’s no turnin back. da adventure never ends.

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	564	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9549
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

captivating performances, Character development, cinematic journey, deep emotions, diverse emotions, dramatic moments, EmoCraft, emotional depth, emotional impact, Emotional rollercoaster, evocative storytelling, express, Feels, heart-wrenching, Heartwarming, immersive experience, intense feelings, movie experience., moving scenes, powerful storytelling, soul-stirring, tearjerker, Thought-provoking

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Animals Bred:	83	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

asset management, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic aid, economic sanctions, EU, european union, financial resources., financial restrictions, financial support, foreign policy, Frostcraft, frozen assets, fund utilization, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Towns Built:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	3206
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Votes:	385	Battle Standards Raised:	13

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	8171
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

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Discord:

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We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Items Found:	3421	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Animals Bred:	187	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!