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SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Crops Grown:	4028
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Zombie Dances:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Towns Built:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

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SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Time for a Solar Game!

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VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Villages Defended:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	298	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	745	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military threat, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, sanctions, security concerns, seoul, united nations, weapons

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!