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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8602 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1130 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on llamas and the creepers wear top hats!
Looking for red flags in job listings? How about red flags in our server include: – If you see a chicken juggling TNT, run for your life – If you hear a cow singing opera, you’re in the right place – If you spot a sheep wearing sunglasses and sipping a margarita, you’ve hit the jackpot
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few diamond blocks along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see where the madness takes you!
