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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5558 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.
But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!