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BlockyBreakupsCraft

BlockyBreakupsCraft, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, failed relationship, forgiveness, healing journey, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, starting over, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of failed relationships in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to teach you the valuable lesson of commitment! Join us and build a virtual relationship with your blocky significant other that will never leave you for a creeper. Plus, our server has a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll never be heartbroken again. So come join us and find true love in the world of Minecraft!

Clear Signs Minecraft SMP Manipulation

Awareness, Behavior, clear, control, Deception, dishonesty, Gaslighting, influence, Manipulation, manipulation awareness., manipulation examples, manipulation in relationships, manipulation in society, manipulation tactics, manipulation techniques, Minecraft, Psychology, red flags, signs, smp, Tactics, warning signs

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as our resident prankster fills someone’s house with chickens just for laughs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the town square!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground societies, treasure hunts with cryptic clues, and even a conspiracy theory that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness!

Trump Supporter Minecraft Server

Boundaries, conflicting beliefs, consent, controversial, deal breakers, Decision making, Ethics, extremism, January 6, MAGA, Minecraft, morality, personal boundaries, personal values, political alignment, Politics, red flags, relationships, Server, sexual encounters, sexual offer, supporter, trump, Trump supporter

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Potions Brewed:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for all our players!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a mysterious figure approaches you. She offers to…uh, provide some special services, but here’s the catch – she’s a hardcore Trump supporter. Like, full-on MAGA crazy. And get this, she actually supported the actions of the January 6th rioters.

Now, we know what you’re thinking – why would anyone want to get involved with someone like that? But hey, this is Minecraft, anything can happen! So, are you brave enough to take the plunge and see what this wild ride has in store for you? Join our server now and find out! (Disclaimer: we do not actually condone any of the actions mentioned above, this is all just for fun and laughs!)

ToxicityAlert Minecraft SMP

actions, arrogance, attitude, Behavior, Character, deceitful, Demeanor, dishonesty, IMMORAL, Impression, insincerity, intuition, manipulative, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, not good, red flags, selfish, smp, ToxicityAlert, untrustworthy, VIBES, warning signs

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft SMP, it’s a sure sign they’re not good! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where we ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just for fun? If you’re not joining us, you’re probably out there trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or something equally sketchy. So come join us and show the world that you’re not a total noob!

SwipeCraft: No Regrets

cold blocking, Communication Issues, dating advice, dating boundaries, dating expectations, Dating experiences, dating scene, emotional bond, emotional connection, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, online dating, pet names, red flags, regrets, rejection sensitivity, relationship dynamics, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, Swipecraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

chilling, Dangerous, disturbing behavior, manipulative, meeting people, oh shit moment, OhShitMoment, Personality Disorder, PsychoCraft, psychopath, red flags, smp, unsettling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4703

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

Block Break-Up

BLOCK, Breakup, Closure, communication breakdown, emotional pain, end of a relationship, failed relationship, finding closure, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, moving forward, moving on, red flags, relationship, Self Discovery, self reflection, signs of a breakup, starting over, toxic relationship

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of your significant other stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting your precious resources stolen by your ex again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret love potion in disguise – find your new Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless fun and adventure!

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

cutting ties, emotional boundaries, ending friendship, ending toxic friendships, friendship, FriendshipFails, letting go, letting go of toxic friends, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, signs of a bad friendship, smp, toxic behavior, toxic friends, toxic friendships, toxic people, toxic relationships, unhealthy friendships

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

SisCraft2021

aita, Boyfriend, compromise, Confrontation, couples therapy, Decision making, difficult situation, Disrespect, Eviction, Fairness, living together, red flags, reddit, relationship, relationship outcome, residency, SisCraft2021, Ultimatum, unbiased mindset, younger sister

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of drama in your own house? Looking for a place where you can build and explore without the added stress of unwanted guests? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where you don’t have to deal with your sister’s boyfriend who refuses to compromise or respect boundaries. Build your dream castle without the worry of someone almost putting their hands on you.

We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Say goodbye to unwanted house guests and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft?

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, dreams, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, memes, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6095	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, and more!

Witness the epic battles between Dizzy Dokuro and Jelly Hoshiumi as they fight for dominance over the land of Minecraft. Or follow the misadventures of Ember Amane as she tries to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks.

But that’s not all! Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary Kaneko Lumi, known for her ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Or watch as Fuura Yuri attempts to create a rollercoaster that spans the entire Minecraft world (RIP to her terminated channel though).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that is Phase Connect Minecraft! Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Runie Ruse, who is said to have the power to turn any block into diamond with just a touch.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	91	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Marriage Counseling – Where your wife won’t leave you in Minecraft!

Commitment, Communication, counseling, Crafty, fidelity, Leave, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage problems, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship advice, Relationship Counseling, relationship problems, relationship tips, relationships, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wife, Wont

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of your wife threatening to leave you because you spend too much time playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the solution to all your marital problems! Join our server and become so addicted to the game that you won’t even have time to argue with your wife anymore. She’ll be too busy trying to steal your diamonds to even think about leaving you. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that she might even decide to join in on the fun and become a Minecraft pro herself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and save your marriage with the power of blocks and creepers!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide in chaos! #5147

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	177
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to claim your treasure!

2. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in a pig racing tournament to win exclusive prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical potions!

3. Ever wanted to fight a dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you battle a dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen and creepers!

4. Our server has a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through fields of lollipops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

WormyCraft: Where You Can Find Your Deworming Tabble Eating GF!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ores Mined:	4479
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of being the only one at the Minecraft party without a bin-eating worm girlfriend to share your deworming tablets with? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of bin-eating worm girlfriends just waiting to join forces with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest deworming tablets in all of Minecraft. Build a cozy worm bin for your new girlfriend to live in, complete with a mini fridge stocked with her favorite snacks (spoiler alert: it’s dirt).

But beware, rival players may try to steal your worm girlfriend or sabotage your worm bin. Stay on your toes and protect your precious pet at all costs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find your perfect bin-eating worm girlfriend match!

BroCraft: Where Men and Blocks Unite

blocks, brocraft, brotherhood, Community, empowerment, friendship, male bonding, male community, male empowerment, male friendship, male friendship movement, male solidarity, male support, male unity, Malebros, Masculinity, Men, mens issues, response, solidarity, Support, unite, Unity

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a party in a creeper-infested disco! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Malebros is where the cool kids hang out, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously wacky adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players…but you didn’t hear that from us. So what are you waiting for? Join Malebros today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Coitus: The Springtime Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking sheep who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the Minecraft gods. Along the way, they battled evil chickens, rode on the backs of flying pigs, and even had a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Imagine a rave in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks, or a beach party on a deserted island with creepers doing the limbo.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated llama. Don’t miss out on all the fun – come join us today!

Bad Hair Day Craft: Where even your pixelated hairline can thrive! Join now!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of losing your hair faster than you can say “comb over”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your hairline will never recede! Our virtual world is filled with magical hair growth potions and enchanted hairbrushes that will have you rocking a luscious mane in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!

So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and LOLing with Friends!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more to join! Why, you ask? Well, because we’re all about that VIP life, baby. We cater to the elite, the cream of the crop, the creme de la creme of the indie vtuber world.

Think your 499-view oshi deserves a spot here? Well, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or have the equivalent numbers on YouTube, they’re welcome to join the party! We’ve got the big names like vedal987, filian, and BuffPup leading the pack, but we also celebrate our non-English stars like akamikarubi and tororo_vtuber.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in. As long as they don’t own their talents’ IPs and have a member with more than 1000 CCV, they can hang with us too.

Looking for some spicy Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, or even some Koikatsu cards for some extra fun? We’ve got you covered, my friend. Plus, we’ve got a whole calendar dedicated to our chuuba birthdays because, let’s be real, that’s the most important day of the year.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s build a virtual utopia together. Ducks are welcome too, because why the cluck not? Let’s make some memories and create a community that’s as wild and wacky as our indie vtuber world. See you in the game!

BatCraft: Where Batarian Adventures Await! #minecraftfun

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

>pov: you are a batarian

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a batarian is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own batcave, complete with a bat signal that actually calls in creepers for backup.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bat Diamond, a rare gem that grants you the power to fly around the map and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Just be careful not to accidentally set your own house on fire…again.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who is secretly in cahoots with the Joker and his army of zombie clowns. Only by teaming up with your fellow batarian players can you hope to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and unleash your inner batarian! Just be prepared for a few surprises along the way, like randomly turning into a bat or finding a hidden stash of bat cookies that give you super speed. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy, bat-tastic Minecraft server!