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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 228 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8031 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
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