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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4744 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
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