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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2130 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3529 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!