Join our server and leave your younger siblings behind, just like this bride left her 9 half siblings out of her wedding guest list. We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so come escape to our server where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any annoying kids bothering you.
And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting kids join, just remember this bride’s dad who threatened not to come to her wedding if all his children weren’t invited. But hey, who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
So come join us and leave the kids behind, just like this bride left her younger siblings out of her wedding. Build your own virtual family on our server and let the fun begin!
i heard dis one time, there was dis player who tried to annex a whole village and like, the villagers fought back with their pitchforks and stuff, it was epic. so if u wanna be a part of all dat action, u gotta join dis server, it’s like, da wild west of minecraft servers.
plus, there’s like, secret treasure hidden all over da map, and if u find it, u get like, super powers or something. i heard dis one guy found a diamond sword that shoots lasers, like wut even? so come join us on dis server, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination. u won’t regret it, i promise.
rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. but be warned, he’s a terrible dancer.
we also have a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath. just make sure to bring your own graham crackers and chocolate.
oh, and did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees? it’s true, we swear!
so what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin! who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep.