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HoHoHo Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Bat, Character, christmas, costume, dream transformation, FANTASY, flying, gift, hohoho, holiday, Magic, Minecraft, red, rouge the bat, Santa Claus, sega, smp, sonic the hedgehog, transformation, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	9921
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Towns Built:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us and you could have the chance to be transformed into your favorite Sonic character, like Rouge the Bat! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, we’re all about that Sonic speed and chaos emeralds here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Santa Claus himself, flying around on his sleigh and granting wishes. Who knows, maybe he’ll even turn you into Rouge the Bat himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and let the adventures begin!

Red Flag Minecraft Server

color red, color red flag, color red flag design, color red flag wish, color red wish, Flag, flag color, flag color red, flag design, flag wish, long tail tag, Minecraft, red, red flag, red flag color, red flag design, red flag wish, Server, wish

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of living in a world where your flag can only be one color? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can have a flag that changes color every minute! That’s right, one minute it’s red, the next it’s rainbow, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. They even have their own DJ spinning tunes all night long. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve partied with a llama.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? They may look cute and cuddly, but they are fierce protectors of our land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

WWE is RED HOT Minecraft SMP

aew, AEW challenges, AEW competition, AEW fans, AEW performances, AEW struggles, hot, Minecraft, professional wrestling, red, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling promotions, wrestling rivalry, wwe, WWE dominance, WWE events, WWE fans, WWE popularity, WWE success, WWE vs AEW

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Crops Grown:	2195	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s hotter than WWE right now? Look no further, because our server is on fire! We’ve got more drama than a wrestling match, and our players are always putting on a show. Forget AEW, they can’t even sell out a school gymnasium – but we sell out virtual arenas every day! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s more entertaining than any wrestling promotion. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

/Red /Mug /Under /Ground /Minecraft SMP

biggest football club, football analysis, football club debate, football fandom, Football Fans, football supporters, ground, Minecraft, mug, red, RMUG, smp, soccer clubs, sports arguments, sports community, sports controversy, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports opinions, sports passion, team loyalty, team rivalry

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of arguing with your friends about which football club is the best? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have settled the biggest football club debate once and for all! Join us and show off your love for your favorite team by building epic stadiums and hosting virtual matches with other players. Who needs real-life football when you can kick a virtual ball around in Minecraft?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker on the server where all the retired football legends hang out and play Minecraft together. Want to join them for a game of virtual footie? Then hop on our server and start building your way to fame and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s kick some virtual balls together!

Heaven Burns Red Minecraft SMP

burns, emotional connection, emotional depth, emotional experience, emotional gameplay, emotional impact, Emotional journey, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, emotional video game narrative, heartbreaking moments, heartbreaking plot, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, immersive experience, intense emotions, Minecraft, red, smp, tearjerker, video game, video game narrative

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where tears are shed not from grief, but from laughter! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Maeda thought they were the king of the server. But little did they know, our community of mischievous players banded together to prank them in the most epic way possible. Let’s just say, Maeda ended up with a house made entirely out of pink wool and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, our motto is “FUCK YOU MAEDA,” and we take it very seriously.

Swift Minecraft SMP Actress

1989, actress, Celebrity, Evermore, fashion icon, FEARLESS, folklore, Grammy winner, Lover, Minecraft, Music, Philanthropist, Pop Star, red, reputation, Role Model, shake it off, Singer, smp, Songwriter, speak now, Swift, Taylor Swift

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29

What’s next for actress Taylor Swift? Well, rumor has it she’s taking a break from the music industry to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Because she heard we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join but got kicked out for griefing. So if you want to mine with Taylor Swift and battle creepers with Kanye West, join our SMP today!

RED IS SUS Minecraft SMP

color, confusion, Frustration, Minecraft, Mystery, Obsession, obsession with red, question.., red, red is all around, red is all consuming, red is all I see, red is dominant, red is everywhere, red is overwhelming, red is prominent, red is the only color, smp, sus, why is everything red, why is it always red, why is the color red everywhere

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everything is red because we accidentally spilled a giant barrel of red dye all over the server and now everything is stained crimson! Join us for a wild adventure as we try to clean up the mess while dodging angry mobs who think we’re part of a new cult worshiping the color red.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical prize or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous server admins?

So come join us on our red-stained, llama-infested, treasure-filled Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to watch your back and keep an eye out for any suspiciously red llamas…

The Enemy of Linkies Minecraft SMP

Ari’s book, Bitcoin, cautionary tale, damaged cubes, ENEMY, Green.., Hopium, ikea stand, linkies, Lyrics, MEANT, Minecraft, Music, PRETEND, red, secondhand, Sergey, smp, Swift, Trouble, unread, Warning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the evil Linkies, who are out to destroy everything in their path. But fear not, for we have a secret weapon – the Hopium!

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Ari’s book, rumored to hold the key to defeating the nefarious Sergey who haunts our dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that lie ahead and save our beloved Minecraft world from certain doom?

So come on, join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems between Swift and Sergey, and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos!

Minecraft SMP: /hbr/ – Heaven Burns Red Warlord

Air, angel beats!, bonus quartz, burns, clannad, comedy, current event, database, Download, guaranteed SS banner, HBR, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, malicious spoilers, Minecraft, mobile game, pc game, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, WARLORD, YuRi

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Crops Grown:	5706	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Emeralds Found:	4195
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Created by the mad genius Jun Maeda, this server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

Air, angel beats!, bonus gems, burns, clannad, comedy, current event, database, Download, general, guaranteed SS banner, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, malicious spoilers, Minecraft, mobile game, pc game, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, YuRi

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

SufferNoMore Minecraft SMP

Alleviate pain, Building a better world, Compassionate living, Creating harmony, Empathy, End suffering, Ending discrimination, Ending hunger, environmental sustainability, Global compassion, Health equality, humanitarianism, Kindness, love for all, mental health awareness, Minecraft, poverty eradication, promoting equality, smp, social justice, stop violence, SufferNoMore, world peace

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Farms Harvested:	207	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	113	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3

If you join our wacky Minecraft SMP, you’ll have the power to end suffering in the world! That’s right, forget about hunger or disease, you can just hop on our server and POOF, all suffering is gone! Just imagine the chaos that would ensue if everyone on our server had that kind of power. Villagers would be throwing parties, creepers would be giving hugs instead of explosions, it would be a utopia! So come join us and be the hero the world needs, one block at a time!

NostalgicCraft

carefree days, carefree living, cherished experiences, childhood memories, family bonding, games, growing up, happy times, imagination, Innocence, joyful recollections, Laughter, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, playing outside, precious memories, reliving the past, Reminiscing, simple joys, special moments, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dimension Hops:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2382
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Remember the good ol’ days of playing Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Well, imagine all that, but on steroids! Our server is like a magical time machine that transports you back to the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities. Join us and relive your childhood memories in a whole new way!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink sheep come charging at you, armed with diamond swords and wearing top hats. You quickly build a giant banana peel to slip them up and make your escape. That’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a house out of rainbow blocks? It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we want you to be a part of it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

VirusCraft: Colorectal Capers

Anticancer Virus, Cancer Metastasis Prevention, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Capers, clinical trials, colorectal, colorectal cancer, Colorectal Cancer Progression, colorectal tumors, immunotherapy, medical breakthrough, metastasis, Novel Anticancer Agent, novel treatment, Oncolytic Virotherapy, Oncolytic Virus, tumor growth inhibition, tumor regression, Tumor Suppression, virus therapy, viruscraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	540873	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like viruses? well then boy do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a crazy oncolytic virus that can cure colorectal cancer and stop metastasis! join us and be a part of this wacky adventure where u can fight off cancer cells while building ur dream minecraft world! who knew viruses could be so fun?! come join us now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Thailand Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alternative plans, Cultural experience, Curiosity, Decision making, Destination, Exploring, foreign country, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Questioning, regret, second guessing, Server, Southeast Asia, thailand, travel, travel dilemma, trip planning, vacation, vacation destination, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Animals Bred:	174
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a disco ball at a rave? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest party in town! Forget about Thailand, because here you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly llamas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with rainbow sheep, flying squids, and a secret underground disco club where the zombies like to breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all the cool kids hang out.

So why didn’t he go to Thailand instead? Because this Minecraft server is where all the real adventure happens, where the fun never stops, and where you’ll make memories that will have you laughing for days. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Most Fierce Players With Diamond Weapons and Magic

Diamond, fierce, Magic, Minecraft, Players, smp, weapons

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Emeralds Found:	3676	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	982
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Are you tired of watching movies for people who actually watch movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have our very own movie theater where we act out all the latest blockbusters using only emojis and interpretive dance. Join us for a cinematic experience like no other! Plus, rumor has it that our resident sheep, Sir Fluffington, is a method actor who once starred in a sheep-themed remake of Titanic. Don’t miss out on the sheep-tastic drama!

GiftFail Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, bad gift, blanket, chocolates, Communication, computer monitor, Disappointment, gift basket, gift giving, GiftFail, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese language course, Minecraft, relationship, Sanrio plushie, selfish, Server, socks, telling my s/o his gift was bad, unappreciative, ungrateful

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gifts are as wild as this story! Join us for a chance to receive gifts that will leave you scratching your head and questioning reality.

Imagine receiving a gift basket with chocolates, socks, and a blanket, only to be topped off with a new computer monitor for your gaming system. But wait, there’s more! Your partner’s gift? A Sanrio plushie. Yes, you read that right.

But the real kicker is when your partner reveals that the second part of your gift is enrolling themselves in a Japanese language course. Why? To make your upcoming trip to Japan easier, of course. Because nothing says “I love you” like learning a new language without your partner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises gifts as bizarre and unexpected as this, then look no further. Join us now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of surprises and questionable gift choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a plushie of your own!

CrashCraft: ToldYaSo

blind spot, car accident, car crash, car crash aftermath, car crash consequences, car crash fault, Car Insurance, car totaled, Crashcraft, dashcam footage, distracted driving, driving habits, driving rules, Group Chat, insurance company, reckless driving, road safety, seatbelts, Speeding, ToldYaSo, traffic laws, young driver

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of being the designated driver with a bunch of unruly passengers who don’t appreciate your safe driving habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have no rules about seatbelts, eating/drinking, or distracting the driver. In fact, we encourage reckless behavior behind the wheel!

Join us and experience the thrill of speeding through blind curves at 75 km/h, honking instead of braking, and blaming other drivers for your own mistakes. Who needs insurance when you have the adrenaline rush of a potential car crash?

Don’t be a “grandma” driver like the OP, come join us and see why rules are meant to be broken! Plus, we have a virtual Auto Trader where you can browse for your next pixelated ride after your inevitable crash. See you on the server, just watch out for that blind spot!

CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

aggressive hobbies, arrogant hobbies, Assholes, bad behavior, bullying hobbies, competitive hobbies, confrontational hobbies, CraftyAsshole, disrespectful hobbies, elitist hobbies, exclusionary hobbies, exclusive hobbies, hobbies, Minecraft, negative hobbies, pretentious hobbies, rude hobbies, smp, snobbish hobbies, toxic behavior, toxic hobbies, unfriendly hobbies

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Magic Items Found:	4934	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Potions Brewed:	78

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, Chef, comfort food, Cooking, craving, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Eat, EternalEatsMC, Favorite, Food, forever.., Hunger, indulgence, Meal, recipe, Restaurant, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is virtual pizza! That’s right, you can chow down on pixelated pepperoni goodness for eternity. But beware, the pizza is so delicious that players have been known to fight over the last slice, leading to epic battles and alliances forming over who gets the biggest slice.

But that’s not all! This server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that the legendary DJ Creeper drops sick beats that will blow your blocky mind.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into the lava pit of doom? It’s said that those who survive the fiery depths will be rewarded with rare treasures and bragging rights for days.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the pizza is hot, the dance floor is lit, and the lava pits are waiting for brave souls to conquer them. Let the madness begin!

F35TurkeyNATObase

Agreement, aircraft, Alliance, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, F-35 program, F35TurkeyNATObase, international relations, Military, NATO base, negotiations, Politics, russia, S-400 system, SECURITY, Technology, turkey, united states, weapons

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	991	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! like, there’s this secret quest where you gotta find the legendary S-400 system and house it at a NATO base to unlock super OP powers!

but wait, there’s more! if you join this server, you get to ride on a giant turkey that can shoot lasers out of its eyes! yeah, you heard me right, LASER TURKEY! and guess what? if you complete the quest, you can re-enter the F-35 program and fly around like a boss!

so, what are you waiting for? join this insane Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have laser turkeys and secret quests, amirite?