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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1782 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 5864 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 5430 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. like, seriously, it’s a total trip, man.
we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox. you gotta see it to believe it, dude.
our villagers are all trained in the ancient art of interpretive dance. they put on shows that will blow your mind, man.
and don’t even get me started on our pet creepers. they’re like little green puppies that follow you around and explode with love.
so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. i promise you won’t regret it, dude.
