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BlockBooty Adventures

Adventures, anal play, awkward mishaps, awkward situations, bizarre accidents, BlockBooty, butt stuff, embarrassing moments, emergency room visits, foreign objects, medical emergencies, peculiar incidents, personal hygiene, rectal injuries, strange objects, strange occurrences, uncomfortable situations, unexpected discoveries, unexpected experiences, unexpected insertions, unusual experiences, unusual items

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crops Grown:	7140	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the things you “accidentally” shove up your ass! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally shoved a diamond sword up their ass and emerged as the ultimate warrior, slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms with ease. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where players compete in butt-stuff challenges for rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your creativity run wild…and maybe keep an eye on where you’re putting those items, just in case.

Record Breaker Minecraft Server

Achievements, Breaker, GREATNESS, hidden skills, hidden talents, Individual, Minecraft, Personal Best, personal milestones, Potential, RECORD, record-breaking, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, Server, unacknowledged achievements, undiscovered abilities, unknown accomplishments, unrecognized talent, untapped potential, world records

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Votes:	9014	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

so, like, you know how you’re, like, a total legend but you don’t even know it? well, on this epic minecraft server, you can finally unleash your inner record-breaking beast!

imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! you break the record for the most diamonds mined in a single day. and you didn’t even break a sweat!

or how about this: you’re out exploring the vast world, when suddenly you stumble upon the rarest mob in existence. you defeat it with ease and BOOM! you’ve just set the record for the fastest mob kill ever recorded.

and don’t even get me started on the epic builds you’ll create. your creativity knows no bounds on this server. you’ll be setting records left and right for the most jaw-dropping builds ever seen in the minecraft universe.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and unleash your inner record-breaking legend! who knows what crazy records you’ll set next?

2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., Celibate, celibate girl, Find, find girl, girl, Humanity, long tail tag, Minecraft, picrel, Save, save humanity, Server, task, tasked, year, year 2024

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	441655	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

🤣 Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the fate of humanity rests on finding one celibate girl in the year 2024! 🌎🚀 Join us for a wild adventure as you search high and low for this elusive savior while dodging creepers and building epic structures! 💥💪 Who knew saving the world could be so fun and ridiculous?! 😂 Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places! Join now and let the quest begin! 🏰🔍 #SaveHumanityWithUs #MinecraftMadness

Yuru Camp Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, Birthday, Camp, Campfire, camping, Cozy, Exploration, friendship, Japan, Minecraft, Mountain, Nature, outdoor activities, peaceful camping, Relaxation, rin, Scenic views, smp, solo camping, travel, winter camping, Yuru, yuru camp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a party! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, it’s Rin’s birthday in Japan! And you know what that means… non-stop celebrations and cake for everyone!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can summon diamond blocks with just a snap of his fingers. Want to learn his secrets? Join our server and maybe, just maybe, you’ll be blessed with the power of Blocky Bob too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HotelOrHomeMC

Accommodating, AITAH, anxiety, Boundaries, championship game, Communication, drive home, drop-ins, Emergencies, family, grandkids, guilt trip, Hotel, HotelOrHomeMC, in-laws, MIL, personal discomforts, school nights, sleepovers, sports schedule, unexpected

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4735	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of setting limits, just like this player’s in-laws need to learn. Join us and never worry about unexpected drop-ins or sleepovers from pesky relatives again!

Our server is so welcoming that even your MIL will be impressed. She won’t be able to guilt trip you into letting her stay over, no matter how many “wow ok” texts she sends. Plus, we have a strict policy against blowing up on fellow players, so you won’t have to deal with any drama like this player did.

So come join us on our server, where boundaries are respected and guilt trips are left at the door. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free?

AnimalLuvr vs Humanity? – Minecraft SMP

Animal Activism, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal lovers, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activists, animal rights advocates, animal rights defenders, animal rights movement, animal rights organizations, animal rights supporters, animal welfare, AnimalLuvr, compassion, Empathy, human-animal relationship, Humanity, love for animals, Minecraft, Misanthropy, smp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Love Letters Sent:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of humans ruining the planet and destroying nature? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual humans! Build elaborate traps and pranks to teach them a lesson they’ll never forget. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the animals safe from those pesky humans. Join now and show those humans who’s boss in the ultimate animal lover’s paradise!

JokeCraft: Fam Edition

Bond, Connection, Edition, exclusive, fam, family, funny, humor, inside joke, JokeCraft, Laughter, Memories, Nostalgia, Personal, Private, quirky, relationships, secret, shared, Special, special moments, Unique, weird

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us and become part of the wackiest family of players who share inside jokes that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

From building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats to organizing impromptu dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest, our server is where the party never stops. And don’t even get us started on our secret language made up entirely of Minecraft block names – you’ll be ROFLing in no time!

So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and bizarre Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split) with our outrageous antics and insane stories. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

HezbollahHuntersMC

airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Fight, forces, hezbollah, HezbollahHuntersMC, intensifies, intervention, Israel, launches, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, SECURITY, small ground raids, Tensions, violence

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Farms Harvested:	452	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a war zone but, like, without actually being in danger? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and experience the thrill of small ground raids against Hezbollah in Lebanon…in Minecraft!

imagine sneaking around, trying to take down enemy bases while dodging bullets and explosions. it’s like Call of Duty but with blocks and creepers.

join now and show off your mad skills in PvP battles, build epic bases to defend against enemy attacks, and maybe even make peace with the enemy…or not.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the intense fight in Lebanon…but, like, in a totally safe and fun way. let’s do this!

Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magic Items Found:	5432

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!