Rectal cancer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyButtCureNoSurg

BlockyButtCureNoSurg, cancer care, Cancer management, Cancer prevention, cancer recurrence, Cancer risk management, Cancer surgery, Cancer surgery alternatives, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, colorectal cancer, Medical Treatment, Minimally invasive treatment, non surgical treatment, oncology, Rectal cancer, Rectal cancer treatment, Recurrence risk, surgery, Treatment, tumor recurrence

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

LockedOutLovers Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cursing, Delivery, Girlfriend, ground floor apartment, Keys, locked out, LockedOutLovers, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, Trust, Yelling

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden keys in a virtual world! Just like the delivery guy who couldn’t get in because of locked doors, you’ll have to use your wits to find the keys and unlock new adventures.

But beware, just like the boyfriend in this crazy story, you might encounter some unexpected obstacles along the way. From angry messages to wild accusations, our server is full of surprises that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to test your problem-solving skills, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the door to success! Just remember, the only thing you’ll be cursing is your own lack of keys – not your fellow players!

DadRetirementDeniedLOL

adult child relationships, alcoholic parent, communication breakdown, DadRetirementDeniedLOL, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial responsibilities, funding retirement, generational differences, housing options, intergenerational conflict, living arrangements, narcissistic parent, parental expectations, parenting decisions, setting boundaries, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Crops Grown:	8249
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without any narcissistic functioning alcoholics trying to mooch off of you. Our server is a safe space where you can create, explore, and have fun without worrying about unexpected rent charges or renovations.

Forget about funding someone else’s retirement and drinking habits – on our server, the only thing you’ll be funding is your own creativity and imagination. So come on in, leave the real world behind, and let’s craft some epic memories together!

PixelPlay Minecraft Server

children’s development, children’s future, damaging behaviors, detrimental actions, detrimental decisions, detrimental effects, detrimental practices, future outcomes, harmful behaviors, harmful habits, long-lasting impact, long-term consequences, Minecraft, misguided parenting, negative impact, negative influence, negative parenting, parenting, parenting choices, parenting mistakes, parenting pitfalls, PixelPlay, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending math class? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to fly like a bat wearing a jetpack made of enchanted cheese!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and become part of our wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

RarePepeCraft

elusive treasures, hard-to-find items, hidden gems, hidden treasures, overlooked rarities, overlooked treasures, rare commodities, rare items, rare occurrences, Rare phenomena, rare sightings, RarePepeCraft, scarce commodities, seldom seen objects, uncommon finds, uncommon occurrences, underappreciated gems, unique discoveries, unusual sightings

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Join our Minecraft server and discover the rarest thing of all – a chicken that lays diamond eggs! Yes, you heard that right, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Egg Chicken, and if you manage to find it, you’ll be rolling in diamonds for days!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted items for buckets of milk. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

MissileMayhemCraft

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, military defense, military intervention, missile defense system, MissileMayhemCraft, peace negotiations, Poland, political tensions, Proposal, regional stability, Russian missiles, security measures, shoot down, Sikorski, Ukraine

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Star Shards Collected:	281
Farms Harvested:	805	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

lol u know u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got POLAND and KYIV teaming up to shoot down RUSSIAN MISSILES like it’s a freakin video game! come join the chaos and help save the day with your blocky skills. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wild world of minecraft madness!

FakeCraft ConformityLand

Authenticity, being yourself, conforming, ConformityLand, emotional intelligence, Fake, FakeCraft, likable, people skills, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, social norms, Social Skills, societal expectations, success

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES AND THEN GLUE IT BACK TOGETHER WITH RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND FILLED WITH ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES!

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES. THAT’S RIGHT, ON OUR SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE, OR EVEN HAVE A PET ZOMBIE NAMED FRED. THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW SERVER RULES, BUT WHO’S COUNTING?).

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME PART OF A COMMUNITY THAT IS AS WELCOMING AND FRIENDLY AS A GROUP OF FLUFFY BUNNIES. WE HAVE EVENTS LIKE BUILDING CONTESTS, HUNGER GAMES, AND EVEN A GIANT CHICKEN RODEO (DON’T ASK, IT’S A LONG STORY). PLUS, OUR STAFF ARE AS HELPFUL AND SUPPORTIVE AS A MOTHER HEN WATCHING OVER HER CHICKS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD LIKE NO OTHER. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, IN WHICH CASE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY AWAY).

Experienced Gamers Guild (18+)

+18, 18plus, 18server, 18yearsold, Adultserver, AUGUST, bugs, Community, Discord, Enhancedvanilla, Events, Experienced Gamers Guild, Gamers, guild, home, Minecraft, Operational, play test, Players, September, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Hello, I am with E.G.G (Experienced Gamers Guild). We are looking for 18+ Minecraft players who are looking for a community to call home. We are currently in the process of figuring out how we want to run our server and need players to play test and provide suggestions. You would find bugs are things that shouldn’t work a certain way and give your opinion on what kind of events we should do.

The Server is Whitelisted, Ping Me in Discord Once you have Joined!

Our plan is to have the server fully operational sometime between the end of August and the beginning of September.

173.19.187.187

Block Lovers Obsessed Server – Age Restricted

active community, age, Application Process, BLOCK, Community, D&D sessions, Diamond Economy, Dynamap, Events, Features, games, greifers, Helpful Staff, Lovers, Mature Playerbase, Minecraft, Minimal Lag, obsessed, Players, RAM, Restricted, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Staff, stardew valley, Uptime, Xrayers

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Description
One Block Server	Community-oriented server with a One Block server for players
SMP	Survival Multiplayer server for players to enjoy
Flatworld Creative	Creative server with a flat world for building projects
Secret Life	Special server mode for unique gameplay experiences
Minigames	Various minigames available for players to participate in

Join our Discord and Apply to Play!

Discord: kij5

Application Server Link: https://discord.gg/tageN79cJ8

Server Subreddit: r/BlockLoversAnonymous

Features of our Server

Active Community
Shopping District & Diamond Economy
64gb Ram for SMP
Dynamap for all Servers
Application Process for safety
24/7 Uptime with Minimal Lag
Mature Playerbase
Regular and fun events
Active and helpful staff
A welcoming environment

Our server offers much more than the listed features, come and experience it yourself!

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the application process to become a member.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: We welcome players of all ages, but our community is geared towards mature players.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have strict rules against griefing and our application process helps to prevent such behavior.

Game Over Minecraft Server

break up, Breakup, Closure, closure tag, COMPLETE, done, end tag, End.., FINAL, finality, finished, finished tag, fucking, Game, Goodbye, Heartache, it’s over, long tail, Minecraft, moving on, relationship, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, say goodbye to the snooze fest and join our server where the fun never stops!

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We’ve got diamond armor giveaways every hour, so you can bling out your character like a boss. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races – those little oinkers are faster than a speeding minecart!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “it’s fucking OVER” to all other servers out there.

ETH Central Scam Minecraft Server

Blockchain, blockchain technology, central, centralized, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, ETH, ethereum, financial fraud, financial technology, fraud, fraud prevention, internet money, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, scam, Server, smart contracts, Technology, virtual currency

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	198
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of boring old decentralized currencies? Join our Minecraft server where we only accept ETH as payment because we believe it’s a centralized scam! But don’t worry, we’ve built a virtual vault to keep all your ETH safe from the evil centralized overlords. Plus, rumor has it that if you mine enough ETH on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle the ETH scammers in an epic boss fight! Join now and show those scammers who’s boss!