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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3526 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
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