| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9325 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 740 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
mc.projectnewtomorrow.org
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4765 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
What is MCIlluminations? MCIlluminations is a Minecraft server known for having the most 1:1 scale theme park recreations in all of Minecraft. We are deciated to a family friendly enviroment and making magical moments for each individual guest. We spend hundreds of hours on our fan built recreations with meticulous detail and care. Every detail from behind the scenes to every tiny detail has been replicated using many tacctics to create a realistic experience for those looking to enjoy. We hope to see you around!
Play.MCIlluminations.net
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8102 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3684 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8947 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 154 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!
Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.
So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7757 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1480 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 262 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8133 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7845 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 62 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 153 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?
Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.
So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1754 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.
but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.
remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9718 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6256 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 641 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3426 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6787 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9325 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.
