hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner is a literal zombie?? well guess what, on this server, Nasrallah’s body was recovered from the rubble TWO DAYS after assassination!! that’s right, we got zombies coming back to life up in here! join now for a chance to witness the craziest resurrection ever seen in minecraft history! come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and witness the madness unfold!!
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RubbleCraft: Nasrallah’s Revenge
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CraftyNations Minecraft Server
lol u know wat else has over 30 nations? THIS MINECRAFT SERVER! we got players from all over the world coming together to support each other and have a blast in the game. EU even adopted a declaration saying this server is the bomb dot com. join us and be a part of this epic international community. who knows, maybe u’ll even meet a Ukrainian player who will show u their secret diamond stash hidden in a virtual cave. ain’t no politics here, just pure fun and friendship. come join us now and be a part of something bigger than urself.
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SobrietySquad Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of waking up with a hangover and regretting all your life choices? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the cure for all your alcohol-related woes! Join our server and you’ll be so addicted to building and exploring that you’ll forget all about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual drinks are calorie-free and never give you a headache. So say goodbye to the booze and hello to blocky adventures!
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MaidOfHonorSurgerySquad
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my Maid of Honor Cate’s disappearing act during my wedding planning!Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be navigating through friendships more complicated than a soap opera plot. Will your in-game BFF bail on you at the last minute like Cate did to me before my bachelorette party? Only time will tell!
And just like Cate blaming her daughter for breaking a champagne flute, you’ll have to watch out for sneaky players trying to shift the blame for their misdeeds onto others. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with foot surgery drama like Cate did (hopefully).
Join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a wedding day meltdown and more unpredictable than Cate’s mood swings. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our server? Don’t be an “asshole” and miss out on all the fun!
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BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!
Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!
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SisInDeliveryRoomLOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.Are you ready to navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, trust issues, and pregnancy drama? Will you choose to side with the husband who wants a drama-free labor room experience, or with the sister who just wants to be there for her sibling during a crucial moment?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of virtual childbirth and hospital stays, where the only visitors allowed are the ones you choose. Will you opt for a lonely recovery period, or will you invite virtual visitors to keep you company?
Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama meets Minecraft gameplay. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!
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OuchieMcSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!
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Blockheads Anonymous
Minecraft, duh! And not just any Minecraft server, but the one where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar high.Forget about real life responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the elusive pink sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music when you swing it.
So why join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely out of enchanted armor? Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs are invited to bust a move.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you go pig flying, you’ll never go back!
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Crafty Meds Bar – Aussie’s Rx
so, like, u know how u drink too much and then u need help but u dont wanna admit it? well, this server is like the meds for that but for minecraft addiction. we got naltrexone and acamprosate to help u stop playing so much minecraft. join us and get treated for ur addiction while still playing the game u love. its like magic, but not really. just join and see for urself. u wont regret it, unless u do, but thats ur problem, not ours. just come and have fun, or dont. its up to u, but u should totally join. like, now.
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DrunkCraft: NoSisForgive
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like OP’s sister’s wild journey!Experience the thrill of constantly being asked for money by random players who will then turn on you and call you names when you can’t cough up the dough. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, get ready for the ultimate plot twist when someone tries to set you up with their in-game boyfriend!
But wait, there’s more! Feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge requests to be picked up from airports in different states, all while being blamed for someone else’s addiction issues. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as OP’s relationship with her sister, join us now! And remember, forgiveness is optional, but the laughs are guaranteed!