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  • Crafting & Laughing to Avoid Adulting

    Crafting & Laughing to Avoid Adulting
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape ur sad reality and live in a world where u can build giant statues of urself and rule over ur minions.

    we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart out fireworks.

    u can battle against evil llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes and team up with talking chickens that give u quests to find the mystical golden egg.

    if u join now, u will receive a free pet dragon that spits out hot sauce and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.

    so why waste ur time on boring stuff when u can join our server and live out ur wildest dreams? come join us now before the llamas take over the world!

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  • ShoulderCraft: The Ultimate Muscle Workout

    ShoulderCraft: The Ultimate Muscle Workout
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Have you ever wanted to join a server that will give you the strength of a thousand warriors? Well, look no further, because our server will make your shoulder muscles so strong, you’ll be able to lift a whole village with just one arm!

    Forget about boring old servers that just focus on building and mining. Our server will give you the ultimate workout as you battle creepers and zombies with your newfound shoulder strength. Who needs a diamond sword when you have muscles like these?

    Join now and become the ultimate warrior in the Minecraft universe. Show off your bulging biceps and impress all your friends with your superhuman strength. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to become the most powerful player in the game. Join today and feel the burn!

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  • BorderlineCraft: Dissociation Edition

    BorderlineCraft: Dissociation Edition
    yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz we got women with borderline personality disorder who experience like, super heightened dissociation symptoms in sexual situations. it’s like, totally crazy, man. compared to healthy women, these ladies are like, on another level with symptoms of depersonalization and derealization. it’s like, a whole new world in our server, you gotta see it to believe it. come join the madness and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • MineAddict SMP: Stop It!

    MineAddict SMP: Stop It!
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to kick your addiction to breathing! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to take a breath while playing. We’ve had players pass out from lack of oxygen because they couldn’t tear themselves away from our epic builds and crazy adventures. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of forgetting to breathe while playing Minecraft!

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  • ElectroMinecraft: White Matter Recovery

    ElectroMinecraft: White Matter Recovery
    So, like, you know how sometimes you fall off a cliff in Minecraft and break your virtual spine? Well, on this server, we got this crazy white matter stuff that can totally help you recover from your virtual spinal cord injuries! Like, imagine being able to walk again in the game after a tragic fall off a blocky mountain!

    Our research on white matter is like, groundbreaking, dude. We’re looking at this part of the brain and spinal cord that no one has really paid attention to before. And get this – we might be able to use electromagnetic stimuli or drugs to bring your virtual nerves back to life! It’s like a virtual miracle, man.

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s not just about building cool stuff, but also about healing your virtual injuries, then come on over! Who knows, you might even become the first player to walk again after a tragic fall off a virtual cliff. It’s like Minecraft meets Grey’s Anatomy, but way more fun and blocky.

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  • HangoverCureMC SMP

    HangoverCureMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP, where we have a secret potion that instantly cures hangovers in-game! No need to suffer through the morning after a wild virtual party when you can just hop on our server and feel refreshed and ready to mine some diamonds.

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT, just for laughs! So if you’re looking for some chaotic fun, this is the place to be.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

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  • LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

    LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!
    so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

    imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

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  • HeartbreakCraft: Rebuild & Rebound

    HeartbreakCraft: Rebuild & Rebound
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, and tear-jerking moments of your Minecraft life.

    Remember that time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Lava Survival” mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits to find hidden treasure. It’s the ultimate test of skill and luck, and only the bravest players will come out on top.

    And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for survival. It’s like living out your own real-life Walking Dead episode, but with blocky graphics and pixelated zombies.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and start your epic journey today!

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  • SpinalCraft: NeuronGenes & GeneTherapy

    SpinalCraft: NeuronGenes & GeneTherapy
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be mapping da biology of spinal cord injuries like it’s nobody’s business! We be goin’ into unprecedented detail, findin’ dem specific neurons and genes like a boss. And get dis, we even got a successful gene therapy based on our discoveries! So if you wanna be part of somethin’ epic and help heal dem virtual spinal cords, dis da place to be! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out, join now!

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  • TyberMC

    TyberMC

    – Proximity Voice Chat: We believe that community is the most important thing in an SMP server, so voice chat is essential to make new friends and find your friends!
    – Waystones: Having to walk around can be very annoying, but you can always give TP too! That’s why we use the Waystones system.
    – Once you’ve found your friends or explored some new terrain, you can simply teleport there with your Waystones!
    – Land: We have a territory marking system to ensure that your buildings remain safe! The community is very friendly and understanding, but it is still a public servant and there will always be bad apples. So always protect your village by marking its territory!
    – Enable or disable PVP: Not everyone likes to fight or take risks wherever they go, so you can enable or disable PVP whenever you want!
    – Graves: Dying should be part of the challenge but it shouldn’t ruin your gameplay. We have a grave system where you can recover your items if you manage to reach where you died within 24 hours!

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