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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 209 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3913 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 392091 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, building roller coasters that go so fast they break the sound barrier, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!