Records Minecraft Servers

Records

  • Heroic Rise

    Heroic Rise

    New Minecraft Servers

    Rising Heroes

    Rising Heroes was the big Factions PvP server worldwide. People from Europe, Asia, Australia, and the USA loved this server from 2014 – 2017. It set lots of player records and had a cool community. Brandon Kour started Rising Heroes.


    Our server is great for pvp, almost like Vanilla Minecraft but better. No lag or hit detection issues here!

    Join the fun today!

    IP: mc.risingheroes.org

    Website: Rising Heroes

    Vote: Click here to vote

    mc.risingheroes.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Realms Of Adventure

    Blocky Realms Of Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    WHY THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS THE SECRET TO WORLD PEACE (OR DESTRUCTION)

    Welcome, brave soul, to the abyss of reality known as “Endless Blocktopia!” This is not just another Minecraft server; it’s a dimensional rift in the fabric of existence that promotes both *eternal joy* and *unfathomable despair*! Do you dare to join a world where mobs sing show tunes and bedrock becomes sentient?

    Feature Description
    Invisible Blocks You can’t see them, but they see YOU. Step carefully, or you may walk off the edge of sanity.
    Auto-Mining Zombies Why mine when the undead can do it for you? But beware, they might demand a toll of your more lively parts.
    Time Travel Enderman Every hour, there’s a chance an Enderman will transport you to last Tuesday. Sometimes, it shows you the meaning of life.
    Cursed Wool Craft with at your own risk. The wool whispers secrets from the void, but only in pig Latin.
    The Infinite Pig A lone pig that repeats your deepest regrets forever, turning them into a soundtrack of your existential crisis.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Simply close your eyes and scream “I AM UNIVERSE!” while thinking about blue pancakes. If you see ten purple butterflies, congrats, you’ve joined! Or did you?

    Q: What version of Minecraft are you using? A: The version where reality is just a suggestion. Why does it matter? The moon has already declared its independence! You may have to ask your refrigerator.

    Q: Is there a community? A: A community? Like a sock in a washing machine? You’re either part of it or you’ll find yourself trapped in a nether region of awkward conversation with a chicken. Cluck wisely!

    Random Quotes

      • “It’s like a fever dream, but I’m awake… Or am I?”
      • “The flowers are watching… you must obey them!”
      • “Just build a tower of sadness and hope for the best.”
      • “If the blocks could talk, they would scream!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mysterious Block Realms Adventure

    Mysterious Block Realms Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join The Most Chaotic Server: Because Reality Needs a Break!

    Welcome to the relief of your existence! Or is it a nightmare? Who knows! This Minecraft server is arguably the greatest digital experience you’ll ever weep about, potentially turning your life into an uncanny kaleidoscope of pixels and existential dread. Join us NOW before you realize that you’re already too late – or not late ENOUGH?

    Feature Description
    Mind-Reading Blocks Blocks that know your dreams but refuse to tell you what they are. Sometimes they shout.
    Random Server Shutdowns! Experience spontaneous existential meditation sessions! You’ll never know when the world will vanish!
    Infinite Inventory! Your dreams are collected here as items – but can you carry all that emotional baggage?
    Gravity, but only on Tuesdays Fly sky-high or plummet to despair! Who needs consistency?
    Time Travel Glitches! Experience eras of Minecraft history but ONLY if you chant the sacred numbers backwards.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Only you can answer that, or can you? MANY paths lead to confusion. Maybe check under your bed.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Time bends and rules evaporate like dreams. Follow them… or don’t. What even *is* a rule?

    Q: When are resets? A: Resets are like a beautiful mirage of sanity – they come when you least expect it, often during your most cherished moments.

    Random Reviews from the Unhinged

    “Then the chipmunk told me that the grass is just the beginning of a larger truth about spaghetti monsters…”

    “Only the bananas can guide you through the darkness. I once followed a glitch and ended up in a fish tank.”

    “If you bring the cheese, the cow will paint your dreams with vibrant insanity!”

    This Minecraft server description encapsulates chaotic absurdity while adhering to your specifications. The content is structured, yet intentionally irrational, making readers question their perceptions of reality. Enjoy your online chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Democraft SMP: IRS & SS Records for GOP?

    Democraft SMP: IRS & SS Records for GOP?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice or drama? Well have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where all the players are actually secret Democrat operatives who have access to all the IRS and Social Security records of every Republican voter and Republican in office.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your every move is being watched by the government. Will you be able to build your base without getting audited? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without getting your social security number leaked? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

    So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself, trying to build a wall around his base to keep out the Democrat operatives. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. See you there, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Electric Road Warriors

    Electric Road Warriors

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always worry about ur car breaking down on the side of the road? well, on our server, u don’t gotta worry bout that cuz our battery cars last as long as petrol and diesel cars! like, we did a study and found out that electric vehicles are super reliable now, like, no joke. we looked at 300 million records from MOT data and, like, estimated failure rates and stuff. so, come join our server and never worry bout ur car breaking down again! plus, u get to drive around in a cool electric car and be all eco-friendly and stuff. it’s a win-win situation, dude. so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let’s ride into the sunset together, in our electric cars of course.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP