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PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyChronicles

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mines Excavated:	2777
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, come join our Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most outrageous ways possible! Witness the epic battle between dinosaurs and aliens that totally happened (we swear)! Explore ancient civilizations that had flying cars and robot butlers! And don’t even get us started on the time travelers who accidentally started the Great Fire of London while trying to cook marshmallows with a flamethrower. Join us for a history lesson like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	777143	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mines Excavated:	4530	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	3542
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Farms Harvested:	547	Villages Defended:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Runes Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5004	Crops Grown:	3305
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ores Mined:	9145

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ores Mined:	4489
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mines Excavated:	2503
Dragon Eggs Found:	9567	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

BdayBuds Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	New Chunks Explored:	275409
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!

CraftyLlama Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Need a break from mining and building? Join our weekly llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. And don’t miss our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCurves Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Farms Harvested:	928	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1998
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my partner’s reaction to oversized shirts? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all sizes and shapes! Whether you’re a skinny legend or a thicc boi, we’ve got a spot for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through pixelated worlds and build the most outrageous structures. Need a break from the chaos? Just grab a 2XL hoodie and chill in style, just like my partner does!

Forget about the haters who think our server is “creepy and sick”, because we’re all about spreading joy and having a blast. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own oversized tee to rock while taking down creepers and building castles. See you there!