recorded history – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

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CraftyChronicles

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Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, come join our Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most outrageous ways possible! Witness the epic battle between dinosaurs and aliens that totally happened (we swear)! Explore ancient civilizations that had flying cars and robot butlers! And don’t even get us started on the time travelers who accidentally started the Great Fire of London while trying to cook marshmallows with a flamethrower. Join us for a history lesson like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

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No Monogamy Minecraft Server

alternative relationships, breaking societal norms, consensual non monogamy, ethical non monogamy, feminist ideals, inclusive relationships, love revolution, love without boundaries, Minecraft, monogamy, multiple partners, Non-monogamy, open relationships, polyamorous community, polyamorous lifestyle, Polyamory, relationship anarchy, relationship diversity, relationship freedom, relationship liberation, Server, unconventional love, women’s empowerment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in breaking all the rules – especially when it comes to relationships! Our goal is to create a world where every woman can have multiple boyfriends, whether they’re married or not.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, love triangles, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who needs monogamy when you can have a whole harem of Minecraft boyfriends?

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your perfect pixelated partner (or partners) in this crazy world of blocky romance.

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/Minecraft SMP/ – Amusing Game Design Dudes

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of villagers who turned out to be secret agents working for a mysterious entity known as the “Block Mafia”.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your help, we can defeat the Block Mafia and restore peace to the land of Minecraftia. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and join us on this wacky journey of friendship, betrayal, and lots of explosions (because who doesn’t love a good TNT party?)

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest community this side of the pixelated universe!

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StrengGrief Minecraft server

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Rozrishini cheats, free donation, vulture, vizhivaniya.

strenggrief.aternos.me:53745

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Just Realizing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll find love in the most unexpected places. Who needs a supermodel when you can have a morbidly obese chick who will always have your back (literally)? Plus, she’ll always share her snacks with you, so you’ll never go hungry in-game again. Join now and start your love story with the most unexpected twist!

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PC Failure Looms Over Me Minecraft SMP

cable change, computer maintenance, computer peripherals, computer problems, computer repair, computer startup, computer support, computer troubleshooting, Failure, hardware issue, internal components, keyboard and mouse flickering, looms, Minecraft, monitor connection problem, PC failure, pc repair, power supply, sleep mode, smp, start up issues, tech help, technical support, Troubleshooting

Are you tired of your PC acting like a diva and refusing to cooperate? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your tech problems behind! Our server is so powerful, it will make your PC jealous and behave like a good little machine.

We have a secret potion that will magically fix all your tech issues, just by logging in to our server. Say goodbye to flickering monitors and finicky keyboards – our SMP will make your PC run smoother than a baby’s bottom.

Don’t waste your time and money on repairs, join our Minecraft SMP and let the magic happen. Your PC will thank you, and you’ll thank us for the outrageous fun and tech-savvy community we have waiting for you. See you in the game!

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Turkmenistan Minecraft Server

Ashgabat, Caspian sea, Central Asia, Minecraft, Server, Silk Road, Turkmen art, Turkmen cuisine, Turkmen culture, Turkmen history, Turkmen language, Turkmen music, Turkmen traditions, turkmenistan, Turkmenistan economy, Turkmenistan facts, Turkmenistan flag, Turkmenistan government, Turkmenistan landmarks, Turkmenistan people, Turkmenistan tourism., Turkmenistan travel

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Turkmenistan of Minecraft worlds – mysterious, exotic, and full of surprises! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated deserts, where you can ride camels instead of horses and build epic yurts instead of boring old houses.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of explosive llamas. Will you be brave enough to face the llama army and claim the treasure for yourself? Or will you end up getting spit on and blown to smithereens? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Turkmenistan in Minecraft form. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

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No Food Minecraft SMP

empty stomach, famine, Food, food access, food aid, food assistance, food deprivation, food deserts, food distribution, food insecurity, food poverty, food scarcity, Hunger, hunger crisis, lack of food, malnutrition, Minecraft, no food, no meals, POVERTY, smp, starvation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to worry about pesky things like hunger? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so hardcore that we’ve completely removed food from the game. That’s right, no more worrying about farming or hunting for food – just pure, unadulterated starvation fun!

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll have to get creative with your survival tactics. Maybe you’ll have to resort to eating your fellow players or even turning to cannibalism (just kidding…maybe). Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to in your quest to stay alive!

So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your limits and push you to the brink of insanity, then come join our server. Just remember to bring your own snacks, because you won’t find any here!

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PixelCraft Minecraft Server

999, big, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, lig, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, pixelcraft, Server, Sleepy Nagi, vshojo, zen, 会長, 総長

Welcome to the Sleepy Nagi Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a comfy and civil experience where we ignore bait and report any shenanigans. Our server is run by the fabulous VShojo crew, including Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted diamond sword that can summon a herd of flying pigs to fight by your side. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party in the End dimension with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest, most fun community in the blocky world!

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Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Ghost Sex Woowoo Woo Woo Woo Edition SMP for a wild ride filled with supernatural shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server where ghosts are getting it on left and right? That’s right, our server is haunted by frisky spirits looking for some spectral lovin’.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to AI boorus where you can find the weirdest and wildest AI-generated content. From EasyFluff to ZoinksNoob, you’ll never know what you’ll come across next.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with ghostly encounters and AI madness. Who knows, you might even find love in the afterlife! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you there!

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Classic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is run by the World of Warcraft classic team! That’s right, the same team responsible for all things classic, hardcore, cata classic, sod, etc. They may have fled from Twitter because they felt “the vibes were off,” but that just means they’re ready to bring some chaotic energy to our Minecraft server.

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a few glitches that will have you questioning reality. Who needs a stable server when you can have a wild ride like this? So come on, join us and see what kind of madness the World of Warcraft classic team has in store for you. You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

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