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PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyChronicles

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2257
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, come join our Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most outrageous ways possible! Witness the epic battle between dinosaurs and aliens that totally happened (we swear)! Explore ancient civilizations that had flying cars and robot butlers! And don’t even get us started on the time travelers who accidentally started the Great Fire of London while trying to cook marshmallows with a flamethrower. Join us for a history lesson like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Rey Hugs Dom Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	8000
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our server when suddenly, Rey Mysterio and Dom appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a tag team match! The stakes? If you win, Rey retires from wrestling forever. But if you lose, you have to wear a luchador mask for the rest of your days on the server. It’s a high-flying, high-stakes battle that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and help throw the dragon the ultimate dance party to save the world from destruction! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next!

YUMMYWORLD » Experience the Minecraft server Minecraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	6285	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Votes:	9633
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

The owner of the “YUMMYWORLD Experience Minecraft” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

46.174.48.138:25018

Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server

Apostasty, arts and crafts, Ayase Yuu, birthday stream, city pop, CLARA, Divegrass team, EIEN Project, eimi, Eimi Isami, euphoria, family restaurant, Gram Pico, Handcam, Hikanari Hina, Identity, Kaleido, Kaminari Clara, Kannagi Loki, Kawaii, Kokoromo Memory, LIA, Memory, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, muyu, overwatch, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Friends, Phase Kaleido, Pico-chan, Playing Favourites, Runie, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Server, Trick ‘R Treat, tsunderia, VReverie Extended, Webfishing, Yuu

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2606
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Farms Harvested:	483
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Third Generation is taking over with Phase Euphoria and Phase Kaleido (JP) Playing Favourites edition!

Join us for crazy birthday streams, original songs with 1980s City Pop vibes, and guerrilla streams that will blow your blocky mind. From members-only watchalongs to handcam arts and crafts, our server is the place to be for all things wacky and wonderful.

But that’s not all! Our server is so epic, even Memory is taking a break until the end of the month just to recover from the sheer awesomeness. With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of hilarious content to enjoy.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for your mind to be blown like a TNT explosion in the Nether. Let’s get crafting!

””Minecraft SMP: Left Football Players””

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Emeralds Found:	281
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where football players clash with soccer players in epic battles of blocky proportions! Join us for a chance to witness Ronaldo and Messi teaming up to build the ultimate fortress, while Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes duke it out in a PvP arena made entirely of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Rumor has it they once built a working roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and zombie spawners.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama-powered roller coaster while watching Messi score a goal on Brady in a game of Spleef? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable server in the Minecraft universe!

Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Emeralds Found:	4324

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

Banking on Homes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	6587
Void Gems Collected:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the banks are buying up homes instead of investing in the stock market! Why, you ask? Because the homes are secretly made of diamond blocks and the banks are trying to hoard all the riches for themselves! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon while also building the most extravagant diamond mansion the world has ever seen. Trust us, this server is a real gem!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Void Armor Forged:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park full of angry squids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of giant chickens, then maybe stay away.

Kino’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, still pretty darn explosive.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.

So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?

Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Best Girl Edition-dakanne! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First off, our server is filled with the most kawaii and badass girls from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel universe. You’ll be dueling alongside the likes of Yuo Goha and Salamandeus of Scorching, all while looking fabulous in your custom decklists.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the Neo Legend Awakening Pack couldn’t handle the heat. Triple Build Pack: Evolution Impact? Pfft, child’s play compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our probability calculator is so accurate, it predicted the release of Rush Duel before Konami even knew about it. So come join us, where the duels are fierce and the girls are fierce-er!

Official Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crops Grown:	9435
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the One Piece Fan Letter has become the highest rated anime of 2024 – and not just in the real world, but in our virtual world too! Sail the high seas, battle epic bosses, and collect powerful Devil Fruits as you embark on your own pirate adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary One Piece treasure is hidden somewhere on our server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave and daring player. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the king of the pirates?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows what other insane surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world.