Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
not only that, but this server has a secret hidden village where villagers speak in emojis and give u enchanted gear just for saying “hello” in chat. it’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and unicorns.
oh, and did i mention that this server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yea, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, matey! so grab your pickaxe and join this server now before all the diamonds disappear like a mirage in the desert. trust me, u won’t regret it!
On our server, you can build your dream world without any nauseating odors to distract you. No more gagging when trying to cuddle with your partner, just pure, fresh air and endless possibilities.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the smelly drama behind. Who needs a husband who refuses to shower when you can have a virtual paradise free of funky scents? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, because why not? Let’s make Minecraft great again!