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HotMessMC

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Emeralds Found:	4760
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

batsu game, comedy, Comedy Show, Diamond, Entertainment, funny, gaki, game show, humor, Japanese comedy, Japanese culture, Japanese humor, japanese television, Japanese variety show, Laughter, long tail tag, Minecraft, physical comedy, prank, secret, silent library, slapstick humor, smp, society, tv show

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Bigfoot and earn his respect?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get wild!

💎CHERRYMINE💎 Minecraft server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Cream’s Craft Minecraft Server

adventure game, anthropomorphic animals, Character concept, Craft, cream the rabbit, Creams, cute animals, family friendly, fan favorite, friendship theme, Gaming Community, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer game, playable character, puzzle solving, Server, Sidekick, sonic the hedgehog, spin-off game, story driven game, teamwork, Unique abilities, video game ideas

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Mines Excavated:	1083
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any Cream the Rabbit action? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Cream the Rabbit paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with Cream the Rabbit-themed challenges, quests, and even a Cream the Rabbit petting zoo (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be amazing?)!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly Cream the Rabbit swoops in on a flying unicorn and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with her killer moves? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with Cream the Rabbit merchandise – because who wouldn’t want a Cream the Rabbit plushie to cuddle with while you mine for diamonds?

But that’s not all – our server also has exclusive Cream the Rabbit skins, so you can strut your stuff in style as you explore the blocky landscape. And rumor has it that if you collect enough Cream the Rabbit-themed items, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Cream the Rabbit reigns supreme as queen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Cream the Rabbit awaits!

From Lynching to Crafting: Minecraft SMP

black history, civil rights movement, Crafting, cultural shift, Interracial Relationships, Lynching, Minecraft, racial discrimination, racial dynamics, racial harmony, racial identity, racial inequality, racial integration, racial justice, racial progress, racial stereotypes, racial tensions, racial violence, racism, smp, social progress, White Supremacy

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5525	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a history more twisted than a pretzel on a rollercoaster! Join us if you want to experience a world where the tables have turned so much, they’re doing the limbo. Our server is like a time machine on steroids, where you can witness the evolution of human relationships from “I hate you because of your skin color” to “I love you because of your skin color…in a totally not creepy way, I swear!”

But wait, there’s more! We have factions dedicated to reenacting historical events in the most bizarre ways possible. Want to join the faction where you can roleplay as a white person who is actually happy to see a black person dating their daughter? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Or maybe you’re more into the faction where you can pretend to be a black man who is just trying to navigate the complexities of a world where everyone suddenly wants to be your friend? We’ve got that too!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knew that a game about building blocks could also be a crash course in the insanity of human history? Come for the gameplay, stay for the existential crisis.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Goat SPACE ASS Minecraft SMP

animal body part, animal rear end, animal reproductive system, ass, Goat, goat anatomy, goat behavior, goat breeding, goat care, goat diet, goat eyes, goat farming, goat health, goat hooves, Goat Horns, goat meat, goat milk production, goat species, goat tail, goat wool, Livestock, long tail tags: farm animal, Minecraft, smp, Space

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to Goat ASS, the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is literally a giant goat’s butt. Yes, you heard that right. You’ll spawn right in the middle of a massive goat’s derriere, because why not?

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but goat poop. That’s right, you can trade in piles of goat droppings for rare items and resources. Just don’t ask where we get all that poop from…

3. The server owner is actually a goat in disguise. Rumor has it that they can type with their hooves and build epic structures with their horns. Don’t question it, just go with it.

4. We have regular events where players compete in goat-themed challenges, like goat racing, goat milking, and goat yoga. It’s a wild and wacky time for all involved.

5. The Nether on our server is not filled with lava and dangerous mobs, but with endless fields of rainbow-colored goats. They frolic and prance around, spreading joy and glitter wherever they go.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as absurd as it is entertaining, come join Goat ASS today! Just be prepared for a truly bizarre and unforgettable gaming experience.

Crafty Girls Frontline 2 Minecraft Server

1203GFL2, Andoris, Crafty, Darkwinter release edition, do not redeem, Events, EXILIUM, faye, Frontline, GFL2EXILIUM, GFL2GIFT, GFL2LAUNCH., GFL2OTS14, GFL2REWARD, GFL2SUOMI, Girls, Girls’ Frontline 2, guides, Into the Shadow, lore material, Minecraft, News, Resources, Server, Sojourners of the Glass Island, springfield, Story summary, suomi, translated story, Ulrid

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us on our Darkwinter release edition where you can embark on a quest to conquer the Glass Island and defeat the evil forces of Ulrid and Suomi.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the translated story and lore material that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more. Experience the thrill of character events like “Into the Shadow” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Andoris” that will have you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive events like “Sojourners of the Glass Island” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Springfield” where you can earn rewards that will make your friends jealous. And remember, do NOT redeem codes like GFL2OTS14 or GFL2SUOMI unless you want to miss out on all the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the adventure begin!

Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Emeralds Found:	6864	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.

Casual Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and embark on insane adventures with your fellow players. But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at the Nether Portal”!

Forget about boring relationships, on our server, the only connection you need is with your pickaxe and sword. Who needs love when you have diamonds, right? So come join us and leave behind the sad, pathetic world of hookups and embrace the true joy of Minecraft madness! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MUFA is Real and I’m Tired of Pretending Otherwise – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, dieting, FITNESS, Food, health, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, Lifestyle, long tail tag, Mediterranean Diet, Minecraft, MUFA, nutrition, nuts, olive oil, pretending, real, Seeds, smp, tired, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of living in denial? Are you ready to embrace the truth that MUFA is real and it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP to uncover the mysteries of this mythical creature! Rumor has it that MUFA is actually a secret boss in our world, lurking in the shadows waiting for brave players to challenge it. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to defeat the legendary MUFA and claim its treasures for yourself! But be warned, MUFA is not to be taken lightly – its powers are unmatched and its wrath is fierce. Will you be the one to conquer MUFA and become a legend in our server? Join us now and find out!