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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3451 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 164 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 199 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
