RECORD Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Xelon’s Block News: Le Monde Quits!

+x, BLOCK, elon musk, French newspaper, le monde, monde, News, QUITS.., RECORD, Xelons

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, le monde, this fancy french newspaper, they like totally quit elon musk’s x, like what even is that? but like, on this server, you can build a giant french baguette castle and ride around on flying croissants, it’s like so random and hilarious. plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the evil baguette monsters that guard it. so like, come join us and have a blast, it’s gonna be lit af!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	363
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Items Found:	6606
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Doki Mint’s WotaCraft Server

Allowed, Concert, Doki, frowned on, home of wotagei, Japan, Japanese concerts, JP viewer, Mint, MINTS, no recording, no videos, RECORD, rule, screenshots only, Server, surprised, WotaCraft, wotagei

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wotagei is not only allowed, but encouraged! Get ready to dance and cheer like a true idol fan as you mine and build your way to victory. Our Japanese-inspired concerts will have you screaming “NO VIDEOS! SCREENSHOTS ONLY!” as you battle creepers and zombies with your glow stick in hand. And don’t worry about recording, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be recording is your epic dance moves. Join us now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

Magia SMP Record: Puella SMP Magi SMP Madoka SMP Magica SMP Side SMP Story Minecraft SMP

Cock Tower, Exedra, Exedra YouTube, forms, google play, Homura, Infohump, Kaiten PV, Madoka, madoka magica, magi, Magia, magia record, magica, MagiReco Story, Minecraft, Original Contents, PMMM, Puella, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, RECORD, Remember Your Friends, Service Completed, Side, side story, sisters, smp, Steam, Story, thank you

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant floating cock tower (yes, you read that right). But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with magical girls from Magia Record who are ready to battle it out for supremacy. And don’t forget about our exclusive Kaiten PV ver. Homura, where you can watch Homura spin in circles for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! We have a spreadsheet dedicated to remembering all your friends on the server, because who has time to actually remember people’s usernames? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can check out our Exedra YouTube channel for some MagiReco Story content that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes (except griefing – seriously, don’t do that).

RAMPAGE RECORD LOW Minecraft SMP

005, 172000, Analysis, data, Decrease, Economy, Figures, finance, Impact, long tail, market, Minecraft, Numbers, Performance, Rampage, RECORD, record low, record-breaking, smp, statistics, tags, trend

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	6416	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

> Pre Record Performance Minecraft SMP

live concert, Live Music, live performance, Minecraft, Music (Industry), Music (performance), music industry insights, music industry knowledge, music industry myths, music industry secrets, music industry secrets revealed, music industry tips, music performance anxiety, music performance tips, music production, Nervous, Performance, performance anxiety, pre, prerecord performance, prerecorded music, prerecorded vs live performance, RECORD, smp, stage fright

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughs. Our server is so wild that even the mobs are joining in on the fun! We’ve got creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just being zombies, but you get the idea.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have prerecorded performances by famous Minecraft musicians. You’ll swear you’re at a live concert, even though you’re just sitting in front of your computer screen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

application, BROKEN, Builders, circle, Custom Nether Portals, Discord, Dynmap, ends, experienced, Fast Leaf Decay, forever server, Fun, Infinity, long run., Mods, Player/Mob Heads, progress, RECORD, Server, smp, TP back, TP to home, TP to spawn, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	1486

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

MineCraftHeartbreakCraft

acceptance, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loneliness, love, MineCraftHeartbreakCraft, moving on, relationships, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mines Excavated:	2259
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with heartbreak-healing adventures and zombie pigmen therapy sessions.

Our server is like a virtual Tinder for Minecraft players, where you can find your perfect blocky match and build a pixelated paradise together. Who needs a real-life breakup when you can have a creeper blow up your house instead?

So come on down to our server and let us help you mine your way to a happier heart. Who knows, you might even find love in a chest full of golden apples. Join now and let the healing begin!

What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

3d, 3d animation, animation, Bubble, Caine, digital circus, gangle, glitch, glitch productions, Gummigoo, Indie Animation, jax, kinger, Minecraft, Murder Drones, Pomni, Ragatha, Server, the amazing digital circus, Uzi, zooble

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	9446	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

GLITCH is a multimedia artist known for their innovative and boundary-pushing work in the realm of glitch art. Combining elements of technology, digital manipulation, and visual storytelling, GLITCH’s art challenges traditional notions of beauty and perfection. They have been featured in numerous exhibitions and publications, showcasing their unique and experimental approach to art. Through their work, GLITCH aims to explore the intersection of art and technology, inviting viewers to reconsider how we interact with and perceive the digital world.

ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

Additions, administration, Cases, develop, Friends, gameplay, Goodies, invite, Jobs, large-scale, Minecraft, Moderation, Project, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, voice chat, ZEROWORLD

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	153	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Divine Spears Created:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

A large-scale Minecraft survival project with goodies and various additions like voice chat! Come in, play, develop and invite your friends!

On the server you will find responsive moderation and administration, as well as exciting gameplay.

We are waiting for you!!!

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Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

anxiety, avoidance, Communication, coping mechanisms, Craft, crazy, DATING, fear, Intimacy, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental illness, Minecraft, Phobia, relationships, self isolation, Server, social anxiety, social events, support group, Therapy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Animals Bred:	92	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the mentally ill thrive! If you’re tired of being a normal functioning member of society, then this is the place for you. Our server is filled with players who can’t operate socially in real life, just like you!

Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!

Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?

So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!

Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cute, cute girlfriend, DATING, Expectations, finding love, Girlfriend, Hope, Human Behavior, IMPOSSIBLE, learning, looks, LUCK, Minecraft, natural selection, perseverance, Personality, Privilege, relationships, self improvement, skill, smp, social environment, Standards

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server

adult child contributions, adult child expectations, adult child expenses, adult child financial contributions, adult child guest limits, adult child independence, adult child living arrangements, adult child living at home, adult child privacy, adult child relationships, adult child responsibilities, adult-child boundaries, boundaries at home, communication with adult child, contributing to household expenses, homesweethome, living with adult child, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, setting boundaries with boyfriend, setting expectations

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Farms Harvested:	666
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries in a virtual world just like this parent is trying to do in real life.

Build your own space away from the chaos of other players, just like this parent remodeled a bed/bath for their daughter to have her own space. But be warned, you may still feel like a third wheel when other players invade your territory.

Experience the joy of asking for contributions from your fellow players for household expenses like groceries and personal care items. And don’t forget to limit the time your friends spend at your virtual home, just like this parent is trying to do with their daughter’s boyfriend.

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where setting boundaries and asking for contributions is the name of the game!

CuteCraft or HotNotCraft

411, adorable, big brown eyes, big cat wing glasses, big curly hair, bob with bangs, chatty, cute, CuteCraft, Dimples, fat cheeks, Girlfriend, hot, HotNotCraft, mature aura, pure aura, quirky, ray of sunshine, reading, self-doubt, smiling, sultry aura

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ores Mined:	5701
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without worrying about accidentally calling your girlfriend “cute” instead of “hot.”

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Our community is full of quirky characters just like your girlfriend, but without the big cat wing glasses (unless you want to wear them in-game, of course).

Don’t feel like a placeholder on our server – feel like a hero on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and prove your worth to your pixelated princess. With random facts to discover, dimples to admire, and smiles to share, you’ll forget all about that “hot vs cute” debate in no time.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun – where the only drama is whether to build a giant statue of your adorable girlfriend or a massive library filled with random facts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain the difference between hot and cute to someone who just wants to be loved in all their quirky glory.

PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

anger, controversial, Expression, first, Frustration, funny, Hear, image, internet, long tail, meme, Meme culture, Mind, Minecraft, phrase, punchable face, PunchablePixel, reaction, smp, social media, Tag, violence, viral

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Farms Harvested:	112	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

BlockParty101

BlockParty101, party behavior, party conduct, party courtesy, party culture, party customs, party decorum, party dos and don’ts, party etiquette, party expectations, party guidelines, party manners, party norms, party protocol, party rules, party tips, party traditions, partying, social etiquette, unwritten rules

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

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Minecraft IQ Booze Club

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

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