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BlockyLife Rises Slowly

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5193	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7680
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

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we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4235	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83

Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

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Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	1353
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Farms Harvested:	809
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	2373	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Animals Bred:	72	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ores Mined:	9328
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	110	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!