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  • DeliveryManDan Minecraft SMP

    DeliveryManDan Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! So, get this, the server is run by Amazon drivers who deliver packages by day and slay creepers by night. And get this, every time you leave a “friendly” or “on time” comment after a delivery, it actually powers up your character in the game! Like, you could get extra speed boosts or super strength or even a pet llama that follows you around and spits at zombies. It’s wild, I know!

    But wait, there’s more! The server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. Yeah, you heard me right, a FLYING PIG. And once you’re on the island, you have to battle giant chickens and evil villagers to claim your spot as the ultimate Minecraft champion.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

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  • Pixelated Identity Crisis

    Pixelated Identity Crisis
    come join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE is unique and NO ONE looks the same! we have rainbow hair, glowing eyes, and wings made of cheese! you’ll never blend in with the crowd because on our server, YOU are the star of the show! say goodbye to being unrecognized and hello to being the most fabulous player in the game! join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter! come on, don’t be boring like those brown hair/brown eyes people, be a shining beacon of awesomeness on our server!

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  • BlockyParentLove – Building bonds one block at a time

    BlockyParentLove – Building bonds one block at a time
    join our epic minecraft server where we treat daughters like queens and sons like peasants! but don’t worry, the children don’t even notice cuz they’re too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons. if you’re agreeable and responsible, you’ll get all the loot and diamonds you could ever dream of! come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!

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  • CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

    CrazyCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz, like, Iran was all like “nah, Crimea ain’t Russian, bro” in this crazy treaty with the Russian Federation. And, like, that caused a whole big drama llama situation, so now we gotta mine and build and survive together on this server to, like, show Iran what’s up. Plus, there’s, like, unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, join now and let’s show Iran who’s boss in the Minecraft world, bro!

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  • Goat Recognition Quest

    Goat Recognition Quest
    so, like, u ever wonder if goats can, like, recognize u by ur face and voice? well, on our server, we take that shiz to the next level! we got goats that can, like, totally tell who u are just by lookin at ur pic and hearin ur voice! it’s, like, some next level sci-fi shiz, man.

    join our server and see for urself the mind-blowing abilities of our goats. u won’t believe ur eyes (or ears)! plus, if u don’t match up, who knows what kind of crazy stuff might happen? heart rate shifts, behavioural changes, u name it! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

    so, like, come on down to our server and see if u can fool our goats. but be warned, they ain’t no fools. they know who u are, even if u try to hide. it’s a goat vs human showdown like u’ve never seen before. u won’t wanna miss it!

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  • CircassianCraft: Genocide Edition

    CircassianCraft: Genocide Edition
    yo, u gotta join dis server yo, cuz like, we got unicorns flyin around and rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds. like, u won’t believe it but we got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where u can ride on dragons and fight zombie ninjas.

    also, like, the Ukrainian Parliament came and recognized the genocide of the Circassian people committed by the Russian Empire, so u know we legit and care about important stuff. plus, we got a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

    so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #unicornsanddiamondsforever

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  • CompliCraft SMP: U R Block-tastic!

    CompliCraft SMP: U R Block-tastic!
    OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the best compliments, like, ever. People are always saying stuff like “your pixelated skin looks like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow” or “your block placing skills are on fleek, bro.” It’s like, so lit, you know?

    And, like, the community is just so amazing, man. We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he loves potatoes so much. And then there’s this other player who only speaks in pig latin. Oinkay, that’s just hilarious, amirite?

    But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all wear diamond armor and dance to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. It’s like, the party of the century, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta join us, man. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that. See you in the pixelated world, my dude!

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  • EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

    EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs
    Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

    But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

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  • Bark Name Selector

    Bark Name Selector
    join dis epic server where u can find ur true calling as a dog whisperer!! 🐶🗣️

    we got dogs dat can bark ur name, like wut?? u ain’t never seen dat before, right?! 🤯🤯

    imagine walking around da server and suddenly a dog comes up to u and barks “STEVE” and u like “OMG DATS MY NAME” 😂😂

    come join us and experience da magic of doggy communication, u won’t regret it!! 🐕🔮

    also, rumor has it dat there’s a secret underground dog disco where u can dance with ur furry friends all night long 🕺🐾

    so wut u waiting for?? join now and become da ultimate dog whisperer on dis wild server!! 🌟🐶💫

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  • Brain Face Recognition Fun

    Brain Face Recognition Fun
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!

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