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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4694 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6848 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8603 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!