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Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, assault, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, general, Global, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, set, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

Assassination, CAR, car bombing, Cinema, Conspiracy, David, david lynch, death, Director, dream, Dune, fear, filmmaker, gas station, Hollywood, Lynch, Minecraft, Nightmare, premonition, smp, surreal, Terrorist, terrorist attack, Thriller, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Animals Bred:	180	Buildings Constructed:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8365	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1399	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

age, Age when cut, body modification, circumcision, Circumcision style, consent, Crafty, cultural tradition, fag, Foreskin, Frenulum remaining, genital surgery, health implications, male circumcision, medical procedure, personal experience, post-operative care, psychological effects, Realm, religious practice, smp, Style, Style choice, surgical procedure

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Star Shards Collected:	283
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Towns Built:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

Cheating, communication problems, Confrontation, confronted, confronting a cheating partner, confronting a girlfriend, confronting a partner, confronting a partner’s infidelity, confronting betrayal, confronting infidelity, confronting trust issues, emotional reactions, emotional response, Girlfriends, Infidelity, intimate betrayal, Jealousy, male arousal, Minecraft, relationship challenges, relationship issues, Server, sexual arousal, trust issues

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!

Chopsticks and Creeper Minecraft SMP

Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese fashion, Chinese festivals, Chinese folklore, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese Mythology, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Chopsticks, creeper, cultural heritage, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, traditional Chinese customs

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Zombie Dances:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Chinese culture in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Funky Families Minecraft Server

broken families, dysfunctional families, dysfunctional family dynamics, dysfunctional family relationships, families, family conflicts, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family dysfunction causes, family dysfunction effects, family dysfunction help, family dysfunction patterns, family dysfunction signs, family dysfunction solutions, family dysfunction support, family dysfunction therapy, Family issues, family problems, family trauma, Funky, Minecraft, Server, toxic family relationships, unhealthy family dynamics

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ores Mined:	3749	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s families are just too normal and functional? Well, look no further because on our server, we pride ourselves on having the most messed up and dysfunctional families in the Minecraft world! From parents who are secretly creepers to siblings who steal all your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!