RecessionCraft – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

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“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”

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New Server IP
Brokemine

Contentment, creativity, experiences, family, Friends, fulfillment, Happiness, health, hobbies, Laughter, love, Memories, Nature, Peace, Relaxation, self-care, spirituality

Are you tired of paying real-life moolah for virtual perks on Minecraft servers? Say goodbye to your cash woes and join our server, where money is as useless as a gravel block in the Nether!

Here, diamond armor grows on trees (literally, we have a special Minecraft botanist who makes it happen) and creepers are actually friendly, offering free hugs instead of explosive surprises.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself takes notes on our builds because they are just that amazing. Plus, our admins are all secretly Minecraft wizards who can grant wishes with a flick of their enchanted diamond wand.

So why waste your precious emeralds on other servers when you can join ours and experience a Minecraft paradise where the only currency you need is a sense of humor and a love for the blocky world? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

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New Server IP
Yokoso Server

450, Adventure, Community, Custom, custom enchantments, Economy, Enchantments, Enhancements, Features, Fun, Gaming, Happy, japanese, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Player Happiness, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, welcome, Yokoso, Yokoso Server

Welcome to Yokoso Minecraft Server “Yokoso” means welcome in Japanese, and that’s exactly what you’ll feel as you step into our yokoso server. with lots of custom enchantments, more than 450+ enchantments and it will increase more.. and lots of feature added to the server to ensure player happiness

yokoso.join-mc.com:25632

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SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, server ranking, Survival, tags

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

qlfe.vanillaboxmc.ru

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Purland Simp: Where vanilla meets chaos in version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventure, BUILD, Chaos, commands, Community, Craft, Discord, Economy, Immersive, landscapes, meets, Peaceful, player matters, Player Shops, Playtime, Plot, Plugins, Purland, simp, smp, Spawn, Storyline, Survival, Vanilla, Version, Wilderness

Welcome to Pureland SMP
IP: purelandsmp.com

Key Features:
Semi-Vanilla Survival
Community-Centric
Economic System
Essential Commands
Active Discord Community

Whether you’re looking to master the economy, explore vast new landscapes, or simply enjoy a peaceful place to craft and build, Pureland SMP offers a welcoming space for all adventurers.

Join us today and create your own story in Pureland SMP, where every player matters and every moment is an opportunity for fun and adventure.

IP: purelandsmp.com

Discord: Use /discord in-game for an invite! OR here is the link -> https://discord.com/invite/tHj7UQ5x5k

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Pureland SMP?	You can join by connecting to the server with the IP: purelandsmp.com
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. You can find them in our Discord or by typing /rules in-game.
Can I claim a plot at spawn?	Yes, you can claim a plot at spawn for your builds. Just make sure to follow the rules and guidelines for building in the spawn town.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in certain designated areas on the server. Please be mindful of other players and follow the server rules regarding PvP engagements.
How can I connect to the Discord community?	You can use the /discord command in-game for an invite link to our Discord server. Alternatively, you can use the link provided in the server information.

Fembot’s Fun House

Android, Appearance, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Average, Body, Cyborg, female, female robot, fembot, fembots, Fun, Future, futuristic, House, HUMANOID, humanoid robot, Machine, mechanical, ROBOT, robotics, science fiction, Technology

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Fembot paradise! Picture this: instead of blocky characters, everyone on our server is transformed into sleek and sexy Fembot bodies.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing out loud. Want to fight off evil robot overlords with diamond swords? Done. How about building a futuristic Fembot city complete with laser turrets and flying cars? You got it.

So why join our server? Because where else can you explore a world where the average Fembot’s body is the norm and the possibilities are endless. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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Crafty McFartface’s Fartastic Adventure Land

Adventure, affront, aggression, altercation, anger, animosity conflict, argument betrayal, clash rivalry, Competition, Confrontation, Crafty, disagreement provocation, Discord, Disrespect, enmity bad blood, Fartastic, feud antagonism, Frustration, grudge, hatred revenge, insult hostility, Land, McFartfaces, Offense, provocation confrontation, Resentment, Vendetta

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Zombie Dance Party” where you can win epic prizes like a pet dragon or a magical unicorn mount. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Captain Stevebeard, the pirate who buried his loot in a maze of lava and obsidian.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – so leave your pickaxe at the door and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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New Server IP
Blocky Nightmares

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pig races, chicken dance-offs, and secret underground bases where we store all the stolen melons from the neighboring village.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for an adventure so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

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New Server IP
obexcraft

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Live an amazing adventure in this wonderful JAVA AND BEDROCK 1.20.1 server. Obexcraft is a unique site full of adventures, economy, new enchantments, terraformed islands and worlds, bosses and amazing structures. What are you waiting for to enter?

mc.obexcraft.com:25578

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New Server IP
Factions Cove

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.8, 1.9, 189pvp, 189server, Cove, experiences, Factions, Factions Cove, Minecraft, OG Pvp, Original Pvp, PvP, Server, Survival

VERSIONS SUPPORTED:1.8-1.20

Og.FcPvp-Mc.Com

Factions Cove,This server is based off a old server named Original Pvp

OG Pvp was the best days on minecraft for me, and I plan to bring back some of those experiences through FC!

Og.FcPvp-Mc.Com

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New Server IP
ShadowCraft

action, Alexia, Anime, Characters, CID, comedy, critique, FANTASY, Fun, harem, love her attitude, mc, one-upped, Shadow, shadow girls, ShadowCraft, Show, sidelined, sister, The Eminence in Shadow, Watched 5 episodes

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Alexia, the fearless warrior, leads her band of misfit players on epic quests to conquer the land! Watch as her sister, the master builder, constructs incredible structures that defy the laws of physics. But beware of Cid, the prankster, who will stop at nothing to sabotage your plans!

And don’t even get us started on Shadow and his harem of shadow girls. They may seem intimidating, but they’re no match for the power of friendship and teamwork on our server. So come join us and show them who’s boss! Just remember, in this world of chaos and craziness, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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