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BrokeCraft Delights

affordable eats, bare-bones meal, BrokeCraft, budget-friendly, cheap eats, comfort food, cost-effective meal, DELIGHTS, down-and-out dining, economical meal, frugal dining, humble meal, inexpensive eats, low-cost meal, money-saving meal, pantry staples, poverty meal, recession-proof meal, simple cooking, student meal, survival food, thrifty eating

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of living off of ramen noodles and ketchup sandwiches in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only thing on the menu is poverty meals! Build your own virtual ketchup sandwich castle and feast on pixelated ramen noodles for days on end. Who needs steak and lobster when you can have bread crusts and water for every meal? Join now for the ultimate culinary challenge!

DadBannedFromKitchenCraft

#Intention, BURGERS, Cheese, Cooking, DadBannedFromKitchenCraft, danger, dramatic, expired, family, Father, Food, frozen, grandchildren, groceries, health, Kids, nutritionists, refusal, Safety, tiktok, Trust

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

🤣🍔 Looking for a server as wild as expired meat in a freezer? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is as unpredictable as a dad who thinks year-old burgers are still good to eat! 🍔🤣

🧊 Join us for a chilling adventure where you never know what expired surprises await you in the depths of our virtual world! From moldy cheese to ancient meats, we’ve got it all! 🧊

👴🏼 Bring your grandkids along for the ride and watch as they dodge danger (and questionable food choices) at every turn! Who needs nutritionists when you have TikTok experts to guide you? 👴🏼

🍔 Don’t worry, we promise our in-game food is always fresh and never past its expiration date! So come on in and feast on the fun – just make sure to check the fridge before you eat! 🍔

🤷‍♀️ So, are you ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where the food is as old as your dad’s dad jokes? Join our server now and let the expired adventures begin! 🤷‍♀️

BlockyWisdom Minecraft SMP

BlockyWisdom, deep thoughts, Impactful, impactful conversations, inspiration, lasting impression, life changing, life lessons, meaningful quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, powerful messages, profound impact, Reflection, short and sweet, smp, Thought-provoking, wisdom, Words, words of wisdom, words that stick

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	248
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing impactful is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, the most impactful thing someone has ever said to you will be “Join us or face the wrath of the diamond pickaxe wielding llama army!” That’s right, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are ready to take on any challengers. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with llamas, diamonds, and maybe even a few explosions, then come join us today!

OrganDonorCraft

citizen rights, consent, donation system, ethical issues, government decision, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Iceland, individual choice, informed consent, legal implications, Medical Ethics, opt-out system, organ donors, organ transplantation, OrganDonorCraft, policy, public health, public opinion, societal impact, societal responsibility

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mines Excavated:	3348
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we have a rule that all players are automatically registered as lava donors! That’s right, if you’re 18 or older, you’re giving up your rights to keep all that precious lava to yourself. But don’t worry, you can always withdraw consent…if you can survive the fiery consequences! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hot challenges. Who knew organ donation could be so much fun in Minecraft?

VeganCraft: No AGEs, All Fun!

AGES, diet comparison, Fun, health benefits, health study, Healthy Eating, inflammation reduction, inflammatory compounds, low fat, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, nutrition, plant foods, Plant-Based, plant-based diet benefits, vegan diet, vegan lifestyle, VeganCraft, weight loss, weight loss results, weight management, Whole Foods

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	261	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server yo. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin.

u know what else? if u join dis server, u gonna be eatin a low-fat vegan diet dat cuts harmful inflammatory compounds by 73%. dat means u gonna be feelin fresh and clean, like a baby’s bottom.

not only dat, but u gonna be droppin dem pounds like it’s hot. 13 pounds, to be exact. u gonna be lookin like a snack in no time, all thanks to dis server.

so what u waitin for? join now and experience da magic of minecraft and da wonders of a vegan diet. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Slime SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, java, Mods, new, noob friendly, Parkour, PvP, Slime SMP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	956060	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	3959	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

JAVA + BEDROCK SURVIVAL DISCORD MODS NEW NOOB FRIENDLY please join the slime smp its bedrock compatible and ready for yall to join any1 who joins will have fun ill be waititng on discord and server for ppl pls join also im too lazy to typr 100 so im just making this long BT! HAVE FUN!!!

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Spooky SMP: A Ghostly Adventure for Grown-Ups! Join the Spectre Community on 1.21!

Adventure, Builders, Community, diamonds, Economy, Europe, Fabric, FSit, Ghostly, GrownUps, hermitcraft, Image2Map, Join, Mature, Minecarts, Mods, Performance, PvP, recipe changes, Redstone, smp, Spectre, spooky, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Spectre SMP Overview:

Spectre SMP is a vanilla 1.21 SMP based on the foundation set by Hermitcraft. We aim to provide a collaborative and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft together and for awesome creations to be made!

Features:

Established Community	Symbiotic community where players help each other with events and projects
Longevity	Focus on long-term world with beautiful builds and redstone projects
Diamond-Based Economy	Earn diamonds by selling goods and services while promoting generosity

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Interactive and dedicated players
Creative minds with large goals
Active community members

Server Specifications and Mods:

Fabric 1.21 hosted in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
Image2Map
FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.

https://discord.gg/qxW24KgEas

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Join our Discord server and send us an application.
Q: What is the server’s focus?	A: Building long-term projects and fostering community collaboration.
Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?	A: PVP is not encouraged on Spectre SMP.

SlumCraft Minecraft Server

community development, crime, developing countries, environmental hazards, informal settlements, Infrastructure, lack of resources, living conditions, marginalized communities, Minecraft, overcrowding, POVERTY, public health, Safety, sanitation, Server, SlumCraft, Slums, Social Issues, third world, urbanization, violence, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Animals Bred:	147
Enchantments Applied:	239	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of living in a boring, safe neighborhood in Minecraft? Come join our server where we have recreated the chaos and excitement of a third world “slum”!

Experience the thrill of dodging stray arrows, navigating through narrow alleyways filled with creepers, and trying to avoid falling into pits of lava while searching for diamonds.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most dangerous and unpredictable Minecraft environment ever created! Just remember to watch your back and always keep your sword at the ready.

CrappyCoin – Minecraft SMP Edition: Tell me what is the most crappiest alt coin to invest in rn…

alt, alt coin, alt coin market, alt coin recommendation, Coin, crappiest, CrappyCoin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Edition, Financial Advice, financial market, high risk, invest, Investment, investment strategy, long-term investment., low return, market analysis, market volatility, Minecraft, pump and dump, risky investment, RN, scam coin, short-term gains, smp, speculative investment, worst enemy

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of investing in boring old alt coins that actually have potential? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to dump all your virtual currency into the most crappiest alt coin imaginable!

Join us and watch as your investments plummet to new lows, leaving you with nothing but regret and a sense of impending doom. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about how you single-handedly destroyed your own virtual wealth in the most spectacular fashion possible.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and make the worst financial decision of your life today!

SobrietySquad

alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, Drinking, judgment, lifestyle change, misconceptions, peer influence, peer pressure, personal growth, relationships, Respect, self-care, self-control, Sobriety, SobrietySquad, social drinking, social pressure, Spouse, Support, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Votes:	833	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Farms Harvested:	223
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building virtual blocks while questioning your sanity.

Are your friends constantly nagging you about your Minecraft addiction? Join our server and show them what true dedication looks like. Who needs mimosas and poetry in the park when you have virtual blocks to stack?

And if anyone dares to question your commitment to the game, just tell them you’ll stop playing until they apologize. That’ll show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated adventures!

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft obsession to the next level and leave all your real-life problems behind, join our server now! Just remember, the only thing you’ll be drinking here is the sweet nectar of victory.

EpicFailCraft: Learn2Loot

Adversity, determination, EpicFailCraft, Experience, Failure, growth, Learn2Loot, learning, MISTAKES, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, setbacks, success, valuable lesson

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	18

Have you ever failed so hard in Minecraft that you accidentally unleashed a horde of angry creepers on your precious diamond castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, failure is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world filled with upside-down houses, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Who knows, you might just learn that the real treasure was the friends we blew up along the way. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!