recession proof – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MineCraftJobz

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Are you tired of being broke in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all your financial worries will disappear! Our server is so recession depression proof that even the Ender Dragon is filing for bankruptcy!

Become a virtual billionaire by mining diamonds, selling enchanted items, or even starting your own virtual business selling pixelated potions! Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual millionaire on our server?

Join now and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a creeper explodes! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to escape the real world and live a life of luxury in the Minecraft universe!

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CraftyVotesCounted

Borrell, counted, CraftyVotesCounted, Democracy, diplomatic stance, election, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, EU, european union, foreign relations, International, legitimacy, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, Politics, recognition, result.., south america, Venezuela, Votes

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the craziest adventures and the most epic builds, man.

one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken that was terrorizing the land. we had to team up and use all our skills to defeat it. it was, like, so intense, bro.

and, like, our community is, like, the best, man. everyone is so chill and friendly. we all help each other out and have a blast together.

so, like, come join us on this server, bro. you won’t regret it. trust me, it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made.

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LlamaCraft: HIV Immunity Boosted!

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join dis crazy minecraft server where llamas 🦙 have been immunized with hiv proteins to produce nanobodies dat make u invincible in da game! imagine riding a llama into battle and taking down mobs like a boss cuz u got dat 96% immunity! team up with other players and combine ur powers to be unstoppable, just like da llamas and their nanobodies! come join da fun and be part of dis epic adventure where llamas rule and hiv is no match for ur gaming skills! 🎮🦙 #llamananobodies #minecraftmadness

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Prominence 2

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Uhc

– A freshly started Prominence 2 Server –

The Network has 5 years of experience and is looking for active Play Testers for “Prominence 2” (Fabric Version!)

50 SetHomes No PvP Generous amounts of ClaimBlocks TPA, RTP and other QOL Commands.

Enjoy!

185.248.141.2:4592

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NoControl

Economy, Factions, NoControl, Prison, Survival

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93.123.16.4

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HiadesMc Minecraft Server

administration, Cases, clean map, commands, Competitions, Donate, DONATORS, HiadesMc, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, no cheating, Players, Prices, privileges, professional builders, Server, Spawn, technical support, Verified, Vip, VKontakte

HiadesMc server is a verified server, where there is no cheating on commands. All commands from /donate really work for us. Professional builders have done a good job with spawn. Pleasant prices for privileges, clean map, good administration, we have all this on our server. Don’t believe? Then come and check!

In our VKontakte group we often hold competitions for privileges and cases for our players. Adequate technical support, kind donators, all this will make you play on our server. However, why talk, if you can go and see for yourself! We are waiting for you! We give VIP to all players! You can get a privilege from lucky blocks!

45.93.200.16:25588

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Get your daily bread fix on Breadcraft: where loafing around is encouraged! Survival chaos awaits you, just watch out for those sneaky PVP players!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Features	Adult server for playing Minecraft in teams
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open after the summer, stay tuned for updates on our Discord.
What kind of server is it?	It is an adult server for playing Minecraft in teams with friends.
Are you still looking for admins?	Yes, we are still looking for admins to join our server.

CraftyAnon’s Fun Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig warrior who roams the land. But be warned, he’s not too keen on sharing his precious weapon!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident Ender Dragon, who has a secret weakness for cheesy puns. Just make sure to bring your best jokes to distract him while you sneakily steal his treasure!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players? You never know when you’ll log in to find your house filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

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Minecraft SMP: The Crafty Crew – What Are They Up to These Days?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our players are always up to something wild, whether it’s building a giant potato statue or staging an all-out war with chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that whoever tames the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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PixelPiggyBankBOOM

bills, blowing up, Boundaries, check-in time, DAUGHTER, delayed flight, family, hotel accommodation, life savings, maternity leave, Migration, PixelPiggyBankBOOM, plane tickets, rebook flights, savings, sole source of income, Tension, uae, visa expedited, visa run, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild ride like booking a visa run for your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Experience the thrill of spending 80% of your savings on unexpected expenses, just like our players who book last-minute flights and hotel accommodations for their family members. Who needs savings anyway, right?

Join now and feel the adrenaline rush of setting boundaries with your in-laws on how much money you’re willing to spend on them. It’s a game of financial survival where you have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions, just like in real life!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that will test your patience, decision-making skills, and ability to handle unexpected expenses, then come join us! Who knew virtual gaming could be so relatable to real-life situations?

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CraftyPhoneAddictz

anxiety, balanced use, brain changes, car crash rates, cell phone use, CraftyPhoneAddictz, depression, digital addiction, digital well-being, excessive use, mental health, Meta-analytic research, mobile devices, Mobile Phone Addiction Index, neck pain, psychological effects, screen time, Smartphone Addiction Scale, social media, social-networking, Technology

lol u ever been playin minecraft and ur mom calls u for dinner but u ignore her cuz u gotta finish building ur epic castle? well guess what, this server is perfect for u cuz we encourage u to ignore real life responsibilities and play minecraft all day every day!

join us and say goodbye to anxiety and depression cuz who needs real friends when u have a whole virtual world to explore? plus, our server is so lit that u won’t even notice ur neck pain from staring at the screen for hours on end.

we even have a special potion in-game that prevents u from getting into car crashes cuz let’s be real, u ain’t gonna be driving anywhere when u can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies with ur online buddies.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.

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