recession proof Minecraft Servers

recession proof Minecraft Servers

  • MineCraftJobz

    MineCraftJobz
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 5703
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 4769 Treasure Maps Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being broke in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all your financial worries will disappear! Our server is so recession depression proof that even the Ender Dragon is filing for bankruptcy!

    Become a virtual billionaire by mining diamonds, selling enchanted items, or even starting your own virtual business selling pixelated potions! Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual millionaire on our server?

    Join now and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a creeper explodes! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to escape the real world and live a life of luxury in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 1731
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 5293
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 9329
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

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  • CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

    CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 4087
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

    Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

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  • UNLAWFULGADGETS

    UNLAWFULGADGETS
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 3428
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 180 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4382
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

    the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

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  • Social Distancing Craft

    Social Distancing Craft
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 8171
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Towns Built: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

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    so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

    but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

    so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

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  • What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 2527
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 40

    New Minecraft ServersKenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

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  • Novidium

    Novidium
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 3322
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2327 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

    Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

    There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

    There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

    There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in:   -Balance leaderboard, for money   -Island leaderboard, for island level

    Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

    play.novidium.net

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  • Astopia

    Astopia
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 2462
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

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    Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

    Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

    mc.astopia.org:25587

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  • OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

    OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 6714
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Votes: 4925
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Chimeras Created: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

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    I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

    On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

    The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

    We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

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