Welcome to our Minecraft server where the economy is just as unpredictable as real life! Join us and experience the thrill of inflation, recession, and stagnation all within the comfort of your blocky world. Our economists are actually just a bunch of chickens running around with calculators, and our boomer faggots are actually just villagers who can’t stop talking about the good old days of mining for diamonds. So come on in and see if you can survive the chaos of our economy – just don’t blame us if you end up trading all your emeralds for a stack of dirt!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!
Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑
Are you tired of losing your hair faster than you can say “comb over”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your hairline will never recede! Our virtual world is filled with magical hair growth potions and enchanted hairbrushes that will have you rocking a luscious mane in no time.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!
Forest Grove is a Minecraft Survival Server that caters to players using both Java and Bedrock editions of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival experience. We are a new server hoping to gain more players as well as needing more staff so feel free to apply in our discord!
Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map. Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups
Gameplay
Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi
Progression
Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression. Access player upgrades for increased convenience, like extra storage and additional /sethomes
Thriving Economy
Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops
Non-P2W Environment
All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages
Epic Wars & Combat
Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory. Fight alongside friends against towns and nations alike
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: How do I join the United Lands Minecraft server?
A: You can join by using the IP address red.unitedlands.org
Q: Where can I find the server rules?
A: Server rules can be found on our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Q: Are there any restrictions on land claiming?
A: Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Discounts are available for larger groups
Q: Are there pay-to-win elements on the server?
A: United Lands is a non-P2W environment, all store items are purely cosmetic
Q: How can I participate in epic wars and combat on the server?
A: Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory. Fight alongside friends against towns and nations alike
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory! So why wait? Join now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!
Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is basically ballet for males – but with a twist! Instead of pirouettes and pliés, you’ll be mastering the art of building, crafting, and surviving in the most fabulous way possible.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling fierce mobs while wearing tutus and pointe shoes! Our server is so fabulous that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the dance party.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves and party with other players until the sun comes up. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and glitter somewhere on the server, just waiting to be found by the most fabulous player.
So why wait? Join our ballet for males Minecraft server today and get ready to pirouette your way to victory!
Welcome to Lands of Minearchy, where your Minecraft adventure begins! Join our community for a mix of SMP gameplay and exciting minigames. Whether you’re an experienced player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: What is the server type?
A: Lands of Minearchy offers both SMP (Survival MultiPlayer) gameplay and various minigames for endless fun.
Q: Is the server active?
A: Yes, our server has an active community of players from all backgrounds.
Q: How can I start my journey on the server?
A: Simply visit our website at https://landsofminearchy.com and join the server using the provided IP addresses.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our website.
Q: Can I join the server with Bedrock edition?
A: Yes, you can join the server using the Bedrock IP address: bedrock.minearchy.com with port 19132.
Q: How can I report issues or ask for help on the server?
A: You can reach out to our staff members in-game or through our website for assistance with any issues or concerns.
We look forward to seeing you in-game at Lands of Minearchy! Happy mining!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry though, he’s actually pretty friendly once you get to know him.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!
Are you ready to embark on the most epic isekai adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prove your worth by saving the demon king’s daughter! Rumor has it she’s been kidnapped by a group of mischievous creepers who are holding her hostage in their secret underground lair. Will you be the hero she’s been waiting for? Or will you chicken out and let her be stuck in a world of blocks forever? Join now and find out! Plus, if you successfully rescue the demon king’s daughter, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that has the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep to aid you in battle. What are you waiting for? The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!
At Forest Grove we offer a diamond-based economy that revolves around player warps, spawners, and player shops. We are also pvp enabled with tons of cool loots you can acquire with crates, events, and other fun attributes to the server. We’re a new growing server that would love to have more players as well as staff so feel free to join our discord and try out!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most dramatic family feuds from Naruto are brought to life! Join us as we reenact the scandalous drama of the Hyuga clan, where Hiashi is a total drama queen and Hanabi’s children are causing chaos in the lowest branch.
Witness the madness as we recreate the epic showdown between Neji and Hiashi, but with a twist – this time, Hanabi’s kids are the ones causing all the trouble! Will Hiashi finally see the error of his ways and stop being such a hypocrite? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, family drama, and plenty of laughs. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the insanity firsthand in our Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!