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  • BlockBuster Recession Hub!

    BlockBuster Recession Hub!

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    Welcome to the Great Minecraft Recession: Crafting in the Void of Economic Doom 🌪️🪦

    Enter if you dare, dear traveler. This server transcends the boundaries of mere blocks and pixels, inviting you to engage in a reality unprecedented—a world where recession is more than an economic term; it’s an ethereal force that whispers secrets to the creepers hidden in the shadows.

    Introduction: The Madness of Monetary Collapse

    Did you feel that? There’s a cold breeze skimming the blocks of possibility. America teeters on the edge of a -2.4% GDP apocalypse, and here, in our blocky utopia, those figures mean something more sinister. Join us as we mine undecided futures and terraform uncertainty! Each block you break reverberates with the echo of a lost dollar, and every creeper is a microcosm of the impending financial collapse. Can you hear the sound of your bank account plummeting into the depths of the Nether?

    Features That Defy Reality:

    FeatureDescription
    Recession RealmsExplore biomes where resources are scarce and hope is just a mirage.
    Economy Collapse ModeEvery 128 ticks, currency in your inventory magically vanishes! Experience shopping like never before!
    Survival of the FittestPvP is encouraged! Compete for shattered dreams and currency that doesn’t exist! Each kill brings you closer to the financial elite!
    Jobs in the ApocalypseChoose from exciting career paths like Blockbroker, Grim Reaper of Resources, or Debt Collector. Warn: careers often lead to doom!
    Secret Taxation PitStep into the pit and experience a fleeting sense of purpose as you lose your hard-earned diamonds to whims of the server taxman!

    Conspiracies of the Blocky Lands

    Whispers echo in the cobblestone corridors: “This server is haunted by the spirits of bankrupt barons.” Meetings of the Unemployed Cult convene at midnight. Only the bold—or misguided—will dare to bribe the Tax Goat for mystical upgrades! What does it mean? No one really knows.

    • Player Testimonials? Forget facts; hear the horror:

      "I lost everything to the economy! Now I’m just a wandering villager in search of mooshrooms!" — Lost401K

      “I used to be a king, now I’m just mining cobwebs in the mismanagement mines.” — BankruptBard

    The Fading Line Between Here and There

    Is this even Minecraft, or just an elaborate conspiracy fed to you through your screen? Some say if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the remnants of a time when hope and currency were one.

    Warning: Joining the server may result in spontaneous combustions of rationality. Follow the trails of disaffected endermen and slay the shadowy remnants of your fiscal literacy!

    Secret Features—Or Are They?

    • Join the Recessionist Architects: Build your own ivory towers of despair—and then watch them implode, just like the economy!
    • The Resource Black Market: Trade for items that do not exist; risk it all for a chance at collecting mythical currencies that exist only in imagination!

    Call to Action: Embrace the Chaos

    Step into a world where financial literacy becomes alchemical nonsense. Will you emerge with the knowledge of budgetary gods or stumble out, a victim of inflation and irrational trends? Only one way to find out! Join now if you dare, for this isn’t just a server—it’s an experience that will leave you questioning the very fabric of Minecraft and its (non)existent economy!

    FAQ: Nothing Will Prepare You

    • Q: Can I escape the recession? A: Only if you can outsmart the algorithm designed to sap your will to survive!

    • Q: Are there refunds for this experience? A: HA! You’ll be lucky to find gold in the mines, let alone a refund!

    This is not merely a server—this is your new existential playground. Welcome to the Great Minecraft Recession, where every click could either be your salvation or your undoing! 🌍✨

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  • Mining for Recession: SMP

    Mining for Recession: SMP

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    🌈🎮 Hey all you pixelated potato heads and blocky bedrock bouncers! 🌈🎮

    Listen up, if you’re sittin’ there in your mom’s basement contemplating whether to join yet another Minecraft SMP, let me spin you a yarn that’ll make you drop your enchanted diamond sword! 🎉🗡️

    First off, rumor has it that if you join this particular whirlwind of madness, you might just stumble upon the world’s last remaining magical potato—yes, that’s right, THE magical potato! 🥔✨ Legend says it grants you the power to summon an army of sentient cows that will moo your enemies into submission! 🐄💥 (Yeah, I know, take that, creepers!)

    Ever thought a creeper exploded your house? Pfft, amateurs! Here, when a creeper blows up, it doesn’t just destroy your stuff; it also releases a random potion effect in the vicinity! You’ll either float into the sky like a lost balloon 🎈 or turn purple and dance like a chicken 🐔. It’s all about the vibes, man!!

    And let me tell you about the “Mushroom Kingdom” we’ve got going! It’s not what you think, buddy. We’ve got these giant mushrooms that sprout money and gold! 💰🍄 But hold on, if you want the loot, you gotta battle the Fungal Overlords who are literally just guys wearing toadstools and throwing poisonous soup at you. 🍲💣 It’s wild, I’m tellin’ ya!

    Also, we’ve got a special event every Tuesday called “Minecraft Olympics for Noobs!” 🎖️🏅 If you can’t jump over a 1-block fence, no need to worry—your mom will still be proud of you, right? 😂 Think you’ve got what it takes to race through a maze built by sleep-deprived llamas? WE WILL FIND OUT!

    Oh, and if you’re into wacky lore, the mythical “Second Great Recession” is INEXPLICABLY tied to a cursed villager who trades his life for moon rocks. 🌕💎 Join now, and who knows? You might just trigger the Ender Dragon’s retirement party. Spoiler: It involves an epic karaoke showdown! 🎤🐉

    So what are you waiting for? Get your gaming chair out, grab some snacks, and dive into this chaotic mess with us. Remember, life is better when your reality looks like a derpy Minecraft SMP! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🎉

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  • CraftyTrumpEconBoom?

    CraftyTrumpEconBoom?

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only recession you’ll be facing is a shortage of diamonds in your inventory! Join us and watch as Trump himself digs for resources to build his own wall in-game. With federal workers getting laid off left and right, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to snatch up their abandoned bases and claim them as your own. And don’t worry about tariffs increasing commodity prices, because on our server, everything is free! So come on down and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft

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    Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

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  • BlockBustCoGone

    BlockBustCoGone

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    Remember that one company that everyone thought was too big to fail? Yeah, well, they’re gone now. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that giant, gaping void in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in all things Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that has the power to destroy entire villages with a single swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs that failed company anyway when you have us?

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  • LoanStruggle Minecraft Server

    LoanStruggle Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world without worrying about student loans ruining your life! Our server offers a safe haven where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content, all while avoiding the ParentPlus Loan monsters trying to drain your resources.

    Forget about living paycheck to paycheck and start living your best blocky life on our server. Who needs a car or a house when you can have a pixelated palace and a minecart to ride around in? Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft universe, the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that too)!

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  • CraftyCommies: BankruptBlockade

    CraftyCommies: BankruptBlockade

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    come join the most epic minecraft server ever! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on this server. our economy is so crazy, it’s like a tidal wave of bankruptcies hitting russia! but don’t worry, you can still build your dream castle and rule over your peasants like a true tsar. plus, we have a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas that will trade you rare items for emeralds. join now before putin himself comes knocking on our virtual doors!

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  • TrumpCraft: Drop Rates Worldwide

    TrumpCraft: Drop Rates Worldwide

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    so like, u know how trump is always making crazy demands and stuff, well get this, he’s gonna demand that interest rates drop ALL OVER THE WORLD. like, who does he think he is, the king of money or something? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are as big as trump’s ego. so come on over and build the most epic castle ever, just watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than trump’s tweets.

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  • CraftyPutin’sEconWoes

    CraftyPutin’sEconWoes

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    so, like, putin is like freaking out about russia’s economy, right? like, he’s probably sitting in his fancy office, sweating bullets and stuff. but, like, we have the perfect solution for him – join our minecraft server!

    imagine this – putin logging into our server, building a giant gold palace, and flexing on all the other players. he can forget about russia’s economy for a while and just chill with us. we even have a special “putin’s palace” area where he can rule over his virtual kingdom.

    plus, we have the best economy in minecraft history. like, you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, or even sell your soul for a stack of emeralds. it’s wild, man.

    so, if you want to escape the real world and have a blast with putin and the gang, join our minecraft server now! it’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust us.

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  • Trump’s Economy Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Economy Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of worrying about the economy when you could be worrying about which block to place next on our server? Join us and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is so lit, even Trump is too busy playing Minecraft to worry about the economy. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing crashing is your creativity!

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  • Better Vanilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a unwhitelisted basic vanilla server to play on with a great community? Look no further. I started a vanilla server with one plugin that can rollback griefing and looting so you don’t have to worry! The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.

    IP: play.cozycraving.com

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  • CrateSMP

    CrateSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello fellow crafters!

    We’re looking for some new, mature, non-toxic players to join us on this unique twist of SMP. CrateSMP give absolute freedom for the player on what and where they want to build, there are no claim blocks or any kind of protection agianst pvp, but the spawn. CrateSMP has automatic koth events, weekend events, custom items, ranks, cpvp zones, afk areas, friendly community, giveaways and more. We are always looking for staff!

    Features:

    Ranks

    No Claim Blocks

    20+ custom items

    Crates

    Chat games

    Auto events

    Fast ping

    Cpvp area

    We’d love for you to hop online and say hello!

    IP: CrateSMP.xyz Bedrock port: 19123 Discord: https://discord.gg/cratesmp

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  • Skyblock Anarchy

    Skyblock Anarchy

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    IP: play.skyblockanarchy.gay

    SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock.

    Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their "Advancements" menu.

    Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks.

    The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

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  • Hardcore Anarchy

    Hardcore Anarchy

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    IP: hardcoreanarchy.gay

    New anarchy server with three months of uptime and over 450 deaths/bans. "Hardcore Anarchy" provides a platform for those who enjoy vanilla minecraft with a twist. What sets this server apart from the others? Check out our badass leaderboards website https://hardcoreanarchy.gay/ showcasing just which player is the biggest degenerate.

    Is the website not enough between us and your favorite hypixel bedwars server? Well how about a three day ban to go along with that death of yours? This server is not pay2win, so prepare for the elements when you spawn because there are no protected areas.

    There is exactly one known female player currently on our server with over 10 days of playtime. Four Withers currently haunt spawn, with the bloodthirsty "2CB Twippin 420" on a bit of a streak Only a handful of the baddest minecraft Steve’s have lasted longer than a day without dying. So if you’re reading this and think you can last longer, heh…I doubt it shakes head.

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  • CatCraft

    CatCraft

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    Welcome to CatCraft!

    CatCraft is a smaller, adult only, community focused Minecraft server. We started Season 1 on April 4, 2019. With the launch of 1.18, we began Season 2 in December 2021 to make the most of the new biomes and world generation.

    Our intention is a long term world, with a slow world border expansion as new 1.X updates are released. Currently, we’re running 1.20.2with a world border set at 15k in every direction. Our server is hosted in Ashburn, VAon the eastern seaboard of the USA.

    While we’re a small-ish community (usually between 30 and 80 total active members)the admin staff is passionate about keeping the server going and providing as many quality of life options as possible. On top of having a Survival server, we also have a Creative server with world edit, as well as an Event server on standby for (a hopeful!) monthly UHC, community planned events, or the occasional mod-pack. Bluemap runs on both Creative and Survival, as well as a discord Chat Bot.

    Pictures Here!

    Server Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick. I really think this kind of sums up all the rules, but I’ll spell it out.
    2. Don’t steal shit, dupe, or grief. See rule 1.
    3. We’re a strict 21+ server. We are not child friendly. Swearing is fine, within reason. If that makes you uncomfortable, we are not the place for you.
    4. PVP is turned on. This is not an excuse to be an asshole and snipe people. Play fair, help the loser pick up their stuff, and return all the things. See rule 1.
    5. No hacking. No x-ray. No duping. No forcefield. Whatever might give you an unfair advantage.
    6. Pranking is fine, within reason. Don’t destroy someone’s shit, or cover it with TNT and call it a prank.
    7. In your application, please include your favorite breed of cat.
    8. Patch up creeper holes, fully chop down trees, and don’t leave dirt towers around. We all have to live here, let’s try to keep it pretty looking.
    9. Sign your stuff, keep the server easy to navigate.
    10. Don’t kill withers in the over-world. Just don’t. It never goes well. Under the end portal please.

    Other Important Details

    – No Enderman Griefing

    – End Dragon drops an elytra, egg, and head

    – AFK Detection

    – Custom Trapdoor, bark block, stair, and carpet recipes.

    – Back to Blocks

    – Renewable Coral

    – Many custom recipes

    – Mending and Infinity on bows

    – And a nametag mob silencer

    – Universal Dyeing

    – CoordinatesHUD

    – Armor Stand Book

    – Custom Head Selling Villagers

    – All mobs have a chance of dropping heads

    – Custom PVE group boss and single player dungeons.

    – Fast Leaf Decay

    – Redstone and Terracotta Wrenches

    – Villager Workstation Highlights

    – PVP Head Drop

    – Craftable Light Blocks

    More info on the above, or an application can be found on our Discord.

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  • Minisur

    Minisur

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    Minisur is a new minecraft whitelsied smp. Server has modified vanilla mechanics, custom food and voice chat. We looking for interesting members to join.

    discord: discord.gg/BvAXhPNxHCwebsite: https://minisur.net/

    minisur.net

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  • Anarchy Survival | Discover Hidden Easter Eggs | The Hunt Begins

    Anarchy Survival | Discover Hidden Easter Eggs | The Hunt Begins

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    Welcome to our Anarchy Server. No mods, no admins, just raw survival in a world of chaos. There’s no fancy plugins or ranks here. You’re here to face the anarchy head-on

    Oh, and there are a few hidden Easter eggs scattered around. Find them if you can.

    But be warned, this isn’t your typical server. It’s just you and the wilderness.

    For those who manage to uncover the secrets, there might be something waiting for you.

    Anarchy Survival | Discover Hidden Easter Eggs | The Hunt Begins Minecraft Server

    109.228.40.122

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  • Mine mansion

    Mine mansion

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    Mine Mansion is a Turkish server, it is in Survival game mode in version 1.20.4. Visit our site to register for the server. www.minemansion.com.

    play.minemansion.com:25575

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  • SoulCraft

    SoulCraft

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    🍔🎮 Craving a Byte-sized Adventure? Dive into SoulCraft, the Gaming Feast!

    🌮 Today’s Specials:

    • XP Extravaganza: Savor the Flavors of Endless Progression! 📈🎉
    • Quest Buffet: A Tantalizing Spread of Challenges Awaits! 🏹🗺️
    • Community Cuisine: Join the Potluck of Gaming Delights! 🍲🎮
    • Monthly Rewards Feast: A Side of Prizes to Satisfy Your Appetite! 💰🏆

    🍕 Call NOW to Place Your Order! Experience the Ultimate Gaming Flavor, where every bite is a new level of fun.

    https://discord.gg/soulcraft

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  • SoulCraft

    SoulCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    🍔🎮 Craving a Byte-sized Adventure? Dive into SoulCraft, the Gaming Feast!

    🌮 Today’s Specials:

    • XP Extravaganza: Savor the Flavors of Endless Progression! 📈🎉
    • Quest Buffet: A Tantalizing Spread of Challenges Awaits! 🏹🗺️
    • Community Cuisine: Join the Potluck of Gaming Delights! 🍲🎮
    • Monthly Rewards Feast: A Side of Prizes to Satisfy Your Appetite! 💰🏆

    🍕 Call NOW to Place Your Order! Experience the Ultimate Gaming Flavor, where every bite is a new level of fun.

    https://discord.gg/soulcraft

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