recession Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBustCoGone

BANKRUPTCY, BlockBustCoGone, business failure, collapse of industry, corporate collapse, corporate downfall, corporate giants, defunct corporation, downfall of a titan, economic collapse, economic disaster, failed company, failed empire, financial crisis, financial institutions, financial ruin, lost empire, market crash, market failure, recession, too big to fail

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Farms Harvested:	116
Runes Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Remember that one company that everyone thought was too big to fail? Yeah, well, they’re gone now. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that giant, gaping void in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in all things Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that has the power to destroy entire villages with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs that failed company anyway when you have us?

LoanStruggle Minecraft Server

Banking, college, comfort, Credit, depression, finance, financial aid, income, income-driven, loans, LoanStruggle, Minecraft, ownership, parents, paycheck to paycheck, payments, personal loans, private university, recession, repayment plan, Retirement, Server, SOLUTIONS, teamwork

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	59
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world without worrying about student loans ruining your life! Our server offers a safe haven where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content, all while avoiding the ParentPlus Loan monsters trying to drain your resources.

Forget about living paycheck to paycheck and start living your best blocky life on our server. Who needs a car or a house when you can have a pixelated palace and a minecart to ride around in? Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft universe, the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that too)!

CraftyCommies: BankruptBlockade

BankruptBlockade, bankruptcies, CraftyCommies, debt defaults, economic challenges, economic collapse, economic crisis, economic decline, economic disaster, economic downturn, economic hardships, economic impact, economic struggles, economic turmoil, financial collapse, financial distress, financial instability, recession, Russian businesses, Russian economy, struggling businesses, unemployment

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

come join the most epic minecraft server ever! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on this server. our economy is so crazy, it’s like a tidal wave of bankruptcies hitting russia! but don’t worry, you can still build your dream castle and rule over your peasants like a true tsar. plus, we have a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas that will trade you rare items for emeralds. join now before putin himself comes knocking on our virtual doors!

TrumpCraft: Drop Rates Worldwide

Central Banks, Demand, Drop, economic growth, economic impact, federal reserve, finance, Financial Stability, global economy, Global markets, inflation, interest rates, international relations, market volatility, monetary policy, political influence, Rates, recession, trade war, trump, Trumpcraft, world, worldwide

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2157
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Towns Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	605

so like, u know how trump is always making crazy demands and stuff, well get this, he’s gonna demand that interest rates drop ALL OVER THE WORLD. like, who does he think he is, the king of money or something? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are as big as trump’s ego. so come on over and build the most epic castle ever, just watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than trump’s tweets.

CraftyPutin’sEconWoes

concerns, CraftyPutinsEconWoes, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic outlook, economic stability, Economy, financial crisis, global economy, Government, inflation, international relations, News, Politics, putin, recession, Reuters, russia, Russian economy, sanctions

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	195

so, like, putin is like freaking out about russia’s economy, right? like, he’s probably sitting in his fancy office, sweating bullets and stuff. but, like, we have the perfect solution for him – join our minecraft server!

imagine this – putin logging into our server, building a giant gold palace, and flexing on all the other players. he can forget about russia’s economy for a while and just chill with us. we even have a special “putin’s palace” area where he can rule over his virtual kingdom.

plus, we have the best economy in minecraft history. like, you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, or even sell your soul for a stack of emeralds. it’s wild, man.

so, if you want to escape the real world and have a blast with putin and the gang, join our minecraft server now! it’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust us.

Trump’s Economy Minecraft Server

Crush, economic growth, economic impact, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial crisis, fiscal responsibility, global economy, Government, inflation, Minecraft, Politics, president, recession, Server, stock market, Tariffs, trade war, trump, Trumps, unemployment, united states

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of worrying about the economy when you could be worrying about which block to place next on our server? Join us and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is so lit, even Trump is too busy playing Minecraft to worry about the economy. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing crashing is your creativity!

Social Contract Minecraft Server

contract, kike tunnels, kikes, Minecraft, portal to hell, raping kids, recession, Server, Social, social contract, synagogues

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	138
Farms Harvested:	463	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Economy Is Going To SHIT Minecraft SMP

Crapto, cryptocurrency, economic analysis, economic collapse, economic downturn, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic news, economic trends, Economy, financial crisis, global economy, inflation, Investment, market volatility, Minecraft, pumping, recession, Shit, smp, stock market, unemployment

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds anyway?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Crapto, the mystical creature who controls the price of all in-game items. Rumor has it that if you can find Crapto and offer him a sacrifice of 100 baked potatoes, he will grant you three wishes!

So why is Crapto pumping, you ask? Because he’s just so excited for you to join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

Struggling Minecraft SMP Economy

budgeting, economic challenges, economic crisis, economic difficulties, economic downturn, Economy, financial burden, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial instability, financial stress, financial struggle, financial woes, job loss, job market, Minecraft, recession, saving money, smp, Struggling, struggling to make ends meet, unemployment

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of grinding in the real world economy? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds are the currency and you can become a virtual billionaire overnight! Who needs a job when you can just mine for your riches?

”’I want to escape reality and live in a fantasy world.”’

Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like a magical land where you can build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and battle dragons. Who needs real life drama when you can create your own epic adventures in our virtual world?

”’I need a break from my annoying neighbors.”’

Say no more! On our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own secluded fortress far away from any pesky neighbors. No more loud parties or nosy neighbors snooping around your business. It’s just you, your blocky paradise, and maybe a few friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape the struggles of real life with some virtual fun!

BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

BankruptBlock, BANKRUPTCY, Business, company closures, corporate, economic downturn, economic impact, Economy, financial crisis, financial distress, insolvency, Japan, Japanese economy, job cuts, labor shortage, Layoffs, Minecraft, recession, Server, staff shortages, struggling businesses, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6964	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

BrailleCraft – Fun Word Searches!

accessible, alternative format, braille, braille literacy, BrailleCraft, disability, education, Fun, Fun activities, games, INCLUSIVE, learning, puzzle, reading, Searches, Sensory, sight loss, tactile, visually impaired, visually impaired community, visually impaired students, Word, word searches

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity. we got diamond armor that makes u invincible, and a secret underground base where u can chill with herobrine and his pet ender dragon.

join us if u wanna ride a llama into battle or build a house out of nothing but emerald blocks. our mods are like unicorns, rare and magical, always there to help u out and make ur gaming experience the best it can be.

so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that?

GutCraft: BingeBeGone!

addiction, alcoholism, Behavior, binge drinking, BingeBeGone, blood alcohol levels, brain function, discovery, excessive alcohol consumption, Gut microbes, gut-brain connection, GutCraft, health, Insights, Mice, Microbiome, novel treatment, research, short-chain fatty acid, sodium valerate, study, Treatment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and crazy adventures ever! we have discovered that playing on our server can reduce binge crafting behavior and block placing levels in mice. yes, you heard that right! our server offers new insights into the gut-brick connection and suggests a novel treatment for excessive mining consumption. come join us and let’s craft our way to victory together!

CanopyMC: Where the trees are tall, but our players are even taller!

BirbMC, Blezzy, CanopyMC, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Events, hermitcraft, Ip:, Lasagn, malls, Minecraft, Modpack, Plasmo, Player Run Economy, Players, season-based, Semi Vanilla, Server, stores, Tall, taller, Trees, voice chat

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Gems Collected:	30	Towns Built:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

CanopyMC Overview

Server Type	HermitCraft-like community server
Features	Player-run economy, frequent in-game events, QoL modpack
Links	Discord: Join our Discord Minecraft IP: canopymc.net Dynmap: View Dynmap

FAQ

What is the server type of CanopyMC?

CanopyMC is a HermitCraft-like, tight-knight, Minecraft community server.

How long have players been playing on CanopyMC?

Many players have been playing together since 1.10.

What kind of events are hosted on CanopyMC?

Staff-hosted in-game events such as Sardines, Hide and Seek, parkour races, player versus player matches, and more.

Is there a player-run economy on CanopyMC?

Yes, players can build stores and sell their wares to other players.

What QoL modpack is available on CanopyMC?

A QoL modpack is available with features like a proximity voice chat mod Plasmo.

How can I connect to CanopyMC?

You can join our Discord for more information or use the Minecraft IP canopymc.net to connect.

AquaCool Grad Minecraft Server

achievement, Aqua, AquaCool, cap and gown, celebration, ceremony, college, commencement, Cool, future plans, Grad, graduating, Graduation, high school, memorable event, milestone, Minecraft, proud moment, Senior, Server, STUDENT, subaru, success, University

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Aqua is graduating from Minecraft University. Don’t worry, it’s not Subaru (phew!). Join our server to celebrate Aqua’s big day and maybe even crash the graduation ceremony with a mob of angry chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP – /lol/ – Llama Out Loud

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge Installation Guides, Help, Learn to inpaint, Llama, lol, loud, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, TRASH RESOURCES

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only help you get is from the occasional friendly player? Well, look no further than our server, where we offer “help” in a whole new way! Need help building a castle? We’ll spawn a dragon to help you out. Need help mining for diamonds? We’ll send in a team of ninja villagers to assist. Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoFamilyGatheringsMC Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, event planning, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, hosting events, house cleaning, house maintenance, house parties, messy houses, NoFamilyGatheringsMC, party etiquette, Respect, Server, social gatherings, social norms

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimension Hops:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	190	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of being the designated party host for your messy family? Do you want a place where you can gather with friends without worrying about spilled drinks, chipped paint, and muddy footprints? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where you can build your dream house without the fear of it getting trashed by your messy relatives. No more arguments about who has to clean up the mess, because in our virtual world, everything stays pristine and perfect.

Don’t be the family scapegoat anymore, join our server and escape the chaos of real life gatherings. Build, explore, and have fun in a world where cleanliness is next to blockiness!

NephewDefenseSisAITA

aita, child custody, Commitment, court proceedings, custody battle, defending oneself, family, family agreement, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, forgiveness, half siblings, legal custody, nephew, NephewDefenseSisAITA, parenting, sibling relationships, sister, Stability, stepdad

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than legal custody battles and family drama!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the story of Kian and his back-and-forth living situation. Will he stay with his aunt and uncle? Will his mom ever commit to him? Find out on our server!

With more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan movie, you’ll never know what’s coming next on our server. Will Kian finally reconcile with his half siblings? Will his mom ever forgive her sister for taking legal custody? The suspense is killing us!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs Netflix when you’ve got drama like this unfolding right in front of your eyes? Don’t miss out on the craziest server around – join today!

NewBeginningsMC SMP

breaking ties, cutting off connections, fresh start, Leaving the past behind, moving on, new beginnings, NewBeginningsMC, rebuilding life, Relocation, smp, starting afresh, starting anew, Starting from scratch, starting over, starting over alone, starting over and succeeding, starting over and thriving, starting over in a new place, starting over with a clean slate, starting over with no baggage, starting over with no contacts

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	113	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Are you tired of being tied down by your old Minecraft friends who keep stealing your diamonds and burning down your builds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to start over and make new friends who won’t grief your stuff!

Join us on our server where we have a secret underground society of players who have all “started over” in a new world, leaving behind their old friends and enemies. How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say there may have been some sneaky teleportation involved and a few potions of invisibility.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sneaky players trying to avoid drama. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret dance party room hidden deep within the server. So come join us and leave your old Minecraft life behind for a fresh start filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos.

CraftyCashLand

abundance, Charity, CraftyCashLand, dreams, financial freedom, fulfillment, Generosity, giving back, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Investments, Lifestyle, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opportunity, prosperity, SECURITY, success, wealth

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Emeralds Found:	2848
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	299

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