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Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server
“Join our Minecraft server and never worry about tipping again! Our virtual waiters will never ask for a tip, because they’re actually zombies who just want to eat your brains! Pay $11.99 to enter our world where the only currency is rotten flesh and the only tip you’ll need is how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Join now for a dining experience you’ll never forget…if you survive!” -
ScanFailCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of getting free hoodies without even trying! Just like the cashier at H&M forgot to scan the hoodie in this hilarious story, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server.Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.
So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.
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MerchInLooCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where even the most unpredictable moments can happen!Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player had a run-in with a senile Meijer employee who thought they were stealing groceries. Imagine the hilarity of trying to explain that you paid for your items while desperately needing to use the bathroom!
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from epic battles to outrageous encounters with confused employees, then come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you next?
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ExWifePayback Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the real world, but also thrives in the virtual realm! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.Looking for a place to escape from the chaos of your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs a gaming laptop when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only test you have to worry about is surviving the night?
Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of dealing with stepkids and their bio mom. And hey, if you happen to accidentally drop something heavy on your virtual creations, we won’t ask you to pay us back for it (unless it’s diamonds, of course).
So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends to help you navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life. Just remember, in our world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!
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CraftyMinds Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that is actually a billion times better than the rest? Well, look no further! Join our server, where the carnation of fun never ends!Our server is like a closet full of competences, where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind or become an emeritus builder. Eventually, you’ll become an extra skilled player, avoiding fatal hazards and mastering the art of survival.
But wait, there’s more! How do you call a server with so much to offer? It’s like being in the train of excitement, filled with hilarious informations and crazy magazine quests. Join us and experience the manifestation of pure milliard-level fun!
Earn special orders and paragon rewards, and don’t worry about your pension – we’ll take care of you! So come on in and let’s have a precise adventure together, with plenty of preservatives to keep the fun going. Our speakers will guide you with sympathy and laughter, so what’s the problem? Join our server now!
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Crafty Creepers: Where you pay $70 + tip for a blocky adventure!
Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to pay for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, we charge you $70 just to log in! But don’t worry, we’ll throw in a tip for good measure. Why join? Because where else can you find such a ridiculous pricing model? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join now and see if you can outbuild our feathered overlords! -
Schroedinger’s Cat’s 8 Lives
Quantum Mechanics, wave function collapse, paradoxical situations, theoretical science, quantum physicshaha yo come join our epic minecraft server where schroedinger’s cat has up to eighth lifes left like wtf that’s crazy right? we got creepers that dance to disco music and zombies that do the cha cha slide. our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance, it’s a whole party up in here. we even have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether. join us for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it! -
Eco-Friendly Microbead Madness
lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got a new biodegradable material dat replaces microplastics like wut even is a microbead anyway? our crazy MIT chemical engineers went wild and created dis eco-friendly alternative dat will blow ur mind!! now u can mine and craft without worryin bout messin up da environment cuz we got ur back yo!! come join us and save da planet, one block at a time!! #ecoheroes #minecraftmadness -
The Banana
Banana SMP: Season Three Overview
Feature Description Origin Selection Choose your Origin to start your journey Neighborhoods 5 unique neighborhoods to claim your home or go solo Community Focus Community driven server with opportunities to shape the City Center Increased Difficulty Challenges and rewards await in a world of creativity and adventure FAQ
What is Banana SMP Season Three?
Banana SMP is a Minecraft server with Vanilla++ roots and exciting new mods for Season Three. It emphasizes a vibrant community focus and offers various neighborhoods for different playstyles.
How can I join Banana SMP?
To join Banana SMP, you can check out the modpack and modlist on CurseForge and join the Discord server to get whitelisted.
What are the different neighborhoods in Banana City?
Banana City features Suburbs for builders, Inner City for team players, and Rural Areas for farming enthusiasts.
What challenges can I expect in Banana SMP?
With increased difficulty, Banana SMP presents hidden dangers in the shadows, but the rewards are worth the challenge.
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Enchanted Pixel Mines 1.20.2
Bro, forget about that nonsense! You need to join this Minecraft server, trust me, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonder and chaos.We’ve got pigs that fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing you up.
But wait, there’s more! Our diamond swords shoot lasers, our zombies breakdance instead of attacking you, and our villagers trade in memes instead of emeralds.
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where nothing makes sense but everything is awesome, then join us now! Your brain will thank you, I think.