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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3438 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 137 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 8363 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!