u kno how u always feelin down when u can’t find ur diamondz? well, no more of dat on dis server! u’ll be recallin specific memoriez better than ever before! and u’ll be feelin happier too! it’s, liek, a win-win situation!
so come join us on dis wild ride of memory training and reduced depression symptomz! u won’t regret it, i promise!
But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll also find talking pigs who give out enchanted golden carrots that make you invincible for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, once you meet Lacey Fletcher and her flying diamond castle, you’ll never want to leave!
we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds, or battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!!
our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the biggest, most epic castle you’ve ever seen!!! and don’t worry about losing your stuff, because the birds will remember where you left it and help you find it again!!!
so come join us on our server and experience the wild world of minecraft like never before!!! who knew birds could be so helpful in a video game?!?!
we have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. if u find it, they will teach u how to speak their language and trade u emeralds for moon rocks.
the ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends. if u defeat him, he will give u a magic potion that turns u into a dragon for 24 hours.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers. We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in under 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Pig, whose squeals can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for bacon).
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and let the madness begin! See you there, initials of you recognize a girl!
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.
we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.
come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?
| Features |
|---|
| – Dynmap |
| – Graves |
| – Marriage Master plugin |
| – Vanilla-tweaks |
| – Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements) |
More about us:
If you’re interested, join our Discord server!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Perennial SMP? | Perennial SMP is a Minecraft server for players 16+ that is LGBTQ+ friendly and currently in its third season. |
| How often does the map reset? | The map resets every 4 seasons to encourage new projects and exploration. |
| What features does the server have? | Some features include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements. |
| Is there a focus on lore? | Yes, there is love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website. |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera where your cousin is homeless, your dad is angry, and you’re the only one with a job. Will you save the day by paying for a hotel room with the wrong dates? Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family trust issues and Cash-App drama?
Join now for a chance to experience the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have real-life family drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole?”
Picture this: you’re a lone warrior in a world filled with blocks and endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends by your side. But wait, there’s more!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who understand the struggles of family drama. From lying moms to step-siblings begging you not to leave, we’ve seen it all. But on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building the life you’ve always wanted.
So why wait? Join us now and let’s create a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!
