Rebellion Minecraft Servers (Page 2)

FascistKillerCraft
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re killing is zombies and creepers? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can join the resistance against fascist mobs!
Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword inscribed with the words “This machine kills tyrants”. Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and of course, plenty of fascist mobs to take down.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and show those fascist mobs who’s boss in the most epic way possible. Your fascist killing machine awaits!

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GazaCraft: Lammy’s Rebellion
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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit fam. we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers outta their eyes, like pew pew pew. and the best part? we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. yeah, you heard me right, different dimensions. you can hang out with aliens and unicorns and stuff. it’s like a party up in here, bro.
plus, we have this crazy rivalry with Trump, yeah, the president dude. he wants to take over our server and turn it into a golf course or something. but we ain’t havin’ it. we got our boy Lammy, the llama king, leading the charge against him. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #teamllamaforever

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Robo CAPTCHA Challenge
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so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.
join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!
plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?
so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

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Tea War No More Server
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come join our minecraft server, where we have tea parties every day but no one drinks the tea because americans went to war over it and now they’re like “nah mate, we don’t want that bloody tea!” instead, we have epic battles with tea bags flying everywhere, it’s a real tea-riffic time. plus, we have a secret underground tea society where we plot world domination through the power of tea. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs peace when you can have a tea party war instead?

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Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!
Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.
But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

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CreeperRiot2021
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we start rioting in the streets every hour on the hour! That’s right, join us for some chaotic fun as we throw virtual pickaxes and torches at each other in a battle for supremacy. Who needs peaceful building when you can have a full-blown riot instead? Join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server
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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

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MomSaidNoBookBuyAnyway
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Are you tired of your parents treating you like a child? Do you want to unleash your inner unhinged narrator? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can be as sexual as YOU want, just like in the book your mom won’t let you read. We promise not to censor your creativity, unless it’s too crazy even for us. So come on, sneak behind your parents’ backs and join us for a truly insane adventure!

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CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server
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come join our minecraft server where we have a korean president trying to take over the world with martial arts and law!! it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft!! build your own army to take down the president and save the world from chaos and destruction!! plus, we have free virtual popcorn for all players to enjoy while watching the drama unfold!! join now for a wild ride of adventure and mayhem!!

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KoreaCraft: Martial Mayhem
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so, like, u know how south korea’s president got all cray cray and declared martial law? well, guess what, u can experience all the chaos and drama on our minecraft server! join us and be a part of the epic battle between the government and the rebels. build ur own secret base, gather resources, and fight for ur freedom! plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. so, what r u waiting for? come join the madness on our server now!

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