But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?
Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the skies, battling evil mobs with their laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the dancing pigs that break out into spontaneous tap routines whenever someone finds a rare ore.
So why wait? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to our totally not obsessed with ponies Minecraft server! Are the mods a bunch of faggots? Maybe. But that just means we have more freedom to post ponies all day long! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-maned horses and sparkly unicorns. Who needs boring old rules when you can have ponies instead? Come on in and let your inner brony shine!
Our server is the perfect place to let your inner rebel shine. Forget about manners and etiquette, embrace the chaos and have a blast causing mayhem wherever you go. The more outrageous, the better!
So why wait? Join us now and let’s show those gooks in Japan what true rule-breaking looks like! It’s gonna be a riot – literally!
Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.
But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!
But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.
So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!
Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs a smoke break when you can be battling zombies and building epic structures with your fellow players?
Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at a graffiti-covered crackhead the same way again. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling for the unhygienic charm of our virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!
Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil mobs, embark on quests to find the legendary Notch Apple, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. And did we mention our exclusive all-female dance parties every Saturday night at the virtual club?
So come on, ladies, leave those boys behind and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who needs males when you’ve got a whole server of badass women ready to conquer the virtual world? Let’s show them who’s boss!
Do you shower regularly or are you one of those squirming self-conscious subs who needs a domme to tell them what to do? Dommes, enjoy yourselves and lend an ear at the next rally – we heard it’s helpful for dominating the world.
Join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only rule is to worship women and have a good time. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a musky situation with a domme who loves a little stink. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world who’s really in charge!
Join our server and escape the drama of family weddings where you’re expected to shell out thousands of dollars just to watch someone say “I do”. Instead, build your own virtual paradise and invite all your friends to join in on the fun!
Forget about being guilt-tripped into attending events you can’t afford – on our server, the only thing you’ll be guilt-tripped about is not building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds!
So come on over and join us for a wedding-free, stress-free, and cost-free gaming experience like no other. Who needs Mexico when you have Minecraft?
we have a special event where we all dress up as zombies and try to trick each other into thinking we’re actual zombies. it gets pretty chaotic when someone accidentally hits the wrong person with their diamond sword.
our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. winner gets a golden egg as a prize!
if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! just be prepared to make some of the dumbest decisions of your minecraft life.
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Hello! Have you been looking for a tube server for survival for a long time?
Then you should come to us!
Why choose our server? Here’s why our server is better than the others:
➤A warm and pleasant atmosphere for the game
➤The server opened just recently!
➤Honest and kind players.
➤Fast technical support and responsive administration.
➤events are held
➤no griefers
➤no donations and pop-up messages on the entire screen (you can only deposit money if you wish, and it will not affect the gameplay)
➤no privates
➤Wide possibilities
➤Only the most necessary plugins
➤You can play with a pirated version➤good paid hosting
➤server works 24/7
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We are waiting for you at SimplyMine!
Version: 1.16.5
IP: To get an IP and add the server to the whitelist, you need to pass an interview (contact Ayanami Rei #8670.)
m7.joinserver.ru:25651
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-forgotten gamers who couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Will you be brave enough to face the spooky challenges they throw your way?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground labyrinth filled with rare treasures waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of pro wrestlers dressed in full costume come charging at you, ready to battle it out in the ring (or in this case, the Minecraft world).
But wait, it gets even better! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of parkour. They challenge players to epic llama races across treacherous terrain, with the winner receiving a golden carrot as a prize.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs.
So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life!
Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Need a reason to join? Well, how about the fact that we have cookies that will make your milk come in faster than a redstone contraption? Just be careful, some of them might have explosive effects!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special brown sugar buffet that promises to help with your post-partum bowel movements…or maybe just cause a wild ride on the porcelain throne. And don’t forget about our signature mother’s milk tea, guaranteed to give you a boost of energy…or maybe just a trip to the ER if you’re allergic to thistle.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also comes with a free MIL (Mother-in-Law) feature! Watch as she dispenses questionable medical advice and disappears when you need her the most. But don’t worry, you can always apologize to her to make her come back…because who doesn’t want more chaos in their life?
So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there, where every block placed is a wild adventure waiting to happen. Just remember to keep your cool, even if your fever is at 106F!