Rebellion Minecraft Servers

Rebellion

  • SmokingCraft: Where even creepers need a smoke break

    SmokingCraft: Where even creepers need a smoke break

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with random weirdos asking for cigarettes? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky smokers! Join us and never worry about being approached for a smoke again. Plus, our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to think about picking up a bad habit like smoking. Trust us, our Minecraft server is the healthier choice for your lungs and your sanity. Join now and say goodbye to those pesky smokers for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Googleplex

    Blocky Googleplex

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

    But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

    Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Lorelei’s Laser Land

    Crafty Lorelei’s Laser Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of swordfighting lesbians on motorcycles! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers serenade you with a musical number inspired by the hit song “Despacito”.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the skies, battling evil mobs with their laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the dancing pigs that break out into spontaneous tap routines whenever someone finds a rare ore.

    So why wait? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PonyCraft: Where Mods Are Magic and Faggots

    PonyCraft: Where Mods Are Magic and Faggots

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally not obsessed with ponies Minecraft server! Are the mods a bunch of faggots? Maybe. But that just means we have more freedom to post ponies all day long! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-maned horses and sparkly unicorns. Who needs boring old rules when you can have ponies instead? Come on in and let your inner brony shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Tax Evasion Craft: The Ultimate Rebellion Server

    Tax Evasion Craft: The Ultimate Rebellion Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of paying those pesky income taxes to the IRS? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a revolutionary movement to boycott illegal income taxes! Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to overthrow the system and take a stand against the oppressive government. We have secret underground bases, hidden tunnels, and even a virtual protest square where we gather to plan our next move. Join us now and be a part of history in the making! Remember, safety in numbers – together we can overwhelm the illegitimate IRS and bring about change! Let’s show those glowniggers who’s boss! #TaxationIsTheft #MinecraftRevolution2021

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Rule-Breaking Ninja Minecraft Server: Japan Edition

    Rule-Breaking Ninja Minecraft Server: Japan Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of following all the boring rules in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can break all the rules you want without any consequences! Want to ride a pig through the town square? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? No problem!

    Our server is the perfect place to let your inner rebel shine. Forget about manners and etiquette, embrace the chaos and have a blast causing mayhem wherever you go. The more outrageous, the better!

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s show those gooks in Japan what true rule-breaking looks like! It’s gonna be a riot – literally!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

    TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

    Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

    But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

    The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

    But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

    So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PussyPits Minecraft Server – Where God’s Sense of Humor Runs Wild!

    PussyPits Minecraft Server – Where God’s Sense of Humor Runs Wild!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!

    Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Babes and Creepy Caves Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes and Creepy Caves Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a crackhead covered in graffiti? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scratching their heads in confusion.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs a smoke break when you can be battling zombies and building epic structures with your fellow players?

    Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at a graffiti-covered crackhead the same way again. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling for the unhygienic charm of our virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP