RebelCraft Server Info
Survival Server
- Running on Raspberry Pi 4B
- 8GB RAM
Join now and have fun!
Griefers = Banhammer!
209.25.141.16:3238
RebelCraft Server Info
Survival Server
Join now and have fun!
Griefers = Banhammer!
209.25.141.16:3238
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks that shoot fireworks, or ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, or at the very least, the best prankster in town. So what are you waiting for? Join today and let the madness begin!
Welcome, brave soul, to the end of reality! Here at “MineMadness”, we don’t just build blocks—we build existential crises! You might’ve played Minecraft before, but never like this. If you’re looking for the greatest server experience the universe has ever birthed, that’s right, this is it! Or maybe it’s the worst? Who can say? Unravel the threads of the cosmos alongside players who may or may not be figments of your imagination. One thing is certain: existence is overrated, and so are traditional gaming experiences!
Feature | Explanation |
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Anti-Gravity Blocks | Float into oblivion while creating endless voids of despair! |
Time-Traveling Cows | Milk them from the 1920s or 2120s! The choice is morbidly yours! |
Infinite Nether | Why travel to the End when you can embrace the chaos of an eternally burning dimension? |
Reverse Crafting | Craft items that dissolve when you look at them, because who needs inventory? |
NPCs with Existential Dread | Interact with villagers who question their purpose! Get deep or get out! |
Minecart Journeys into the Void | Ride forever or until you lose your mind—it’s all a matter of perspective! |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Simply ask the wind. If it whispers your name in an ancient language, you may proceed. Or maybe not. It really depends on your alignment with cosmic forces.
Q: What are the rules?
A: Rules are illusions. The only law is that there are no laws. But if you contradict that, prepare for the paradox to consume your very soul!
Q: Is there a community?
A: Community is a construct! Only shadows lurk in the chat. They might be friendly. Or they might just be reflections of your deepest insecurities.
>be leftist>no father figure>want conservatives to fuck my mom why am I like this
“It’s like jumping into a blender while quoting Shakespeare!”
“You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen the sun rise in the Nether.”
Step right up and milk the cosmic cows of confusion! Here, in our chaotic Minecraft server, the rules are made of spaghetti, and the logic is as wobbly as a jellyfish on a trampoline!
Our server’s centerpiece is a giant potato wearing a crown, demanding tribute in the form of virtual broccoli. Are you ready to play Tag with invisible zippers? The answer is YES, but only if you can solve the riddle of the purple walrus under the lake!
Feature | Description |
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Magic Creepers | They explode with glitter and offer you a unicorn if you sing the alphabet backwards. |
Food Fight Arena | Fight with potatoes that whisper your mom’s secrets! Caution: they bite. |
Talking Trees | Make friends with trees that only speak in Shakespearean English while wearing sunglasses. |
Dimension Swap. | Every hour, the server changes to a parallel universe where blocks taste like marshmallows. Bring your own chocolate! |
Daily Lava Hoppers | A ritual jump into lava while reciting your grocery list. Don’t forget the pickles! |
“I once traded my soul for a slice of pizza and ended up with a pet rock! 10/10 would recommend!”
“Why do the skeletons wear hats? They have no heads! This is madness!”
“I made a friend named Harold, who is a ghost in a fridge. I’m starting to feel normal.”
“I logged in, and my house was a giant cupcake filled with bees. I can’t even…”
Beware! The ethereal spaghetti monster watches your every move. If you ignore the cosmic whispers, you’ll be doomed to eternally walk in circles while wearing a rubber chicken as a hat. Join us, or be forever lost in the land of eternal socks! Only you can decide!