Join us for some wild adventures as we fight against injustice and blow stuff up for the greater good! Who needs diamonds when you can have explosions, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft revolution you’ve ever seen! Let’s show those Russian guards who’s boss, one TNT block at a time!
our spawn point is like a war zone, with explosions going off left and right. but don’t worry, it’s just our way of welcoming you to the server!
we have custom mini-games like “TNT tag” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes in your face. it’s a blast…literally!
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yep, you heard that right. we have pigs that can fly around the server, dropping presents and causing mischief wherever they go.
so come on down to our explosive paradise and join in on the madness! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?
| Welcome to Akoot & Co |
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| Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. |
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| No application required! Just launch the game and play! |
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IP: akoot.co Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co Version: |
No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.
Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.
Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!
We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).
So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!
First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.
And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.
One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!
Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.