Join us for some wild adventures as we fight against injustice and blow stuff up for the greater good! Who needs diamonds when you can have explosions, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft revolution you’ve ever seen! Let’s show those Russian guards who’s boss, one TNT block at a time!
our spawn point is like a war zone, with explosions going off left and right. but don’t worry, it’s just our way of welcoming you to the server!
we have custom mini-games like “TNT tag” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes in your face. it’s a blast…literally!
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yep, you heard that right. we have pigs that can fly around the server, dropping presents and causing mischief wherever they go.
so come on down to our explosive paradise and join in on the madness! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?
We got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you to explore.
Imagine a world where you can ride on dragons, battle evil mobs, and build the most insane structures you can think of.
And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery that only the bravest players can uncover.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
Join us for a wild ride where you won’t be asked to watch hours of surveillance footage just to find a tiny zoomed-in area. Our server is all about fun, building, and not invading your neighbor’s privacy.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers to fix water leaks with just a text message. Who needs a plumber when you have Minecraft skills, am I right?
So come on over and join the server where we respect boundaries and know that asking for surveillance footage is just plain ridiculous. Let’s build and game in peace, without any nosy neighbors circling breaker boxes on camera screenshots!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a virtual world where you can try to reason with your family members about the importance of picking a different date for the wedding? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
Experience the excitement of trying to navigate the delicate emotions of your family members while also building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
So come on down to our server and see if you can convince your niece to change her wedding date before it’s too late! Will you succeed in making everyone happy, or will you end up dealing with more family drama than you bargained for? Join now and find out!
Join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. Trust me, it’s a sight to see! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions? Yeah, you heard me right, llamas running a Minecraft server. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in your life!
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the chaos begin!
But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to choose the soundtrack to our impending doom, but you also get to ride on flying pigs, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet llama that spits out diamonds (yes, you read that right).
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of players fighting off a horde of skeletons while breakdancing to the Macarena? Or watch as someone builds a giant roller coaster that launches you into outer space? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity). So grab your pickaxe, cue up your favorite song, and let’s save the world in style!
we got this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone poop blocks instead of diamonds. it was so funny, we were all rolling on the floor laughing.
and then there was this other time where a player dressed up as a chicken and started clucking at everyone. it was so random and hilarious, we couldn’t stop laughing for hours.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano. it was so intense and crazy, we thought we were gonna die but it was so worth it.
so yeah, if u wanna have a good time and laugh your butt off, u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s gonna be the best decision u ever make in your life.
Make a team, get a claim, and start building! Noxis SMP is a new PVE/PVP SMP with a GUIshop, Auctionhouse, Playerwarps, and more! Make your own shop in a rentable server spawn plot, or make a shop in your own claim and allow players to visit through customizable warps!
Wilderness is a PVP zone! Landclaims are strictly PVE, to give you a safe place to chill out 🙂
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