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ZombieJobsMC

Apocalypse, brainstorm, Brainstorming, brainstorming activities, brainstorming exercises, brainstorming ideas, brainstorming process, brainstorming session, brainstorming strategies, brainstorming techniques, brainstorming tools, Creative, Horror, Jobs, real, Survival, Undead, useful, ZombieJobsMC, zombies

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Alien Abductions:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where zombies just mindlessly attack you? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve put those zombies to work! That’s right, these undead dudes are now serving up some serious skills, like farming, building, and even giving haircuts (they’re surprisingly good with shears). Join us and witness the zombie uprising… in a totally helpful way! Who knew the zombie apocalypse could be so productive?

CraftyComradesMC

aerial combat, Commander, Conflict, CraftyComradesMC, Deception, Defense, duped, eastern europe, intelligence, military deception, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, Misinformation, Propaganda, realistic models, reconnaissance, russian military, Surveillance, Ukrainian Air Force, warfare tactics

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	175	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian air force commanders tricking russian military with FAKE models!!! u can be part of the epic battle between fake planes and real planes, who will win? join now to find out and maybe even learn some sneaky tricks from the ukrainian air force commander!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the skies!!!

LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

accessible, Allies, Bouquet, character traits, Community, Flowers, form, fresh start, Gathering, jotform, Judgement-Free, LavenderSMP, LGBTQ, Lore, lower end, Meaning, MINIMAL, plotting, Plugins, PRETEND, safe space, Secretly, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, TAKEOVER, Technology, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, ai, ap english, AP exam, bitchass english teacher, chinese mom, CraftyBitchAss, Credit, cry, DEADLINE, essay, grading, high school, Minecraft, neck pillow, pass class, principals office, Rewrite, self esteem, Server, Zero

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	250
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of strict teachers accusing you of using AI to write your essays? Do you want a place where you can goof off and still get credit for your work? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be accused of is building too many diamond castles! Our server is a safe space for all students who need a break from the stress of school. Plus, our AI will never rat you out to the principal! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun!

QueenCraft Minecraft Server

01472526, 10.1080, 2023, 2297542, abs, academic articles, Black queens, cartoon porn, chud white boys, Đôi, feminist beauty, journals, Minecraft, QueenCraft, Server, tandfonline, twerking

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of being a chud white boy and ready to bow down to our Black queens? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of twerking feminist asses and publish academic articles about it! While you’re busy jerking off to cartoon porn, we’re out here changing the world, one twerk at a time. So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in more ways than one!

CakeWars: NoNephewAllowed

adult food, birthday cake, cakewars, Cheating husband, children’s food, crab bake, family conflict, family dynamic, fancy food, gold digger, Grandchild, inlaws, judgmental, Lifestyle, mom shaming, nephew, NoNephewAllowed, Parenting styles, picky eater, sister, social media, thrifty moms

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Emeralds Found:	3309
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws’ crab bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even toddlers are allowed to feast on crab and wear adorable crab hats. Join us and experience the drama of family feuds over social media, where your mom and sister might block you for letting your child enjoy fancy food. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, even if your family isn’t. Plus, if you join now, you might just witness a virtual birthday party where the cake sponsor decides to boycott and the drama unfolds like never before. So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics!

NoobvilleCraft

10. Constant need for validation, 11. Unwillingness to admit faults, 12. Poor emotional intelligence, 13. Blaming others for their mistakes, 14. Lack of self-reflection, 15. Self-absorbed behavior, 16. Inconsiderate actions, 17. Arrogant attitude, 18. Insensitivity towards others, 19. Oblivious to social norms, 2. Ignoring social cues, 20. Delusional sense of superiority, 3. Narcissistic tendencies, 4. Self-centeredness, 5. Inability to take criticism, 6. Disregard for others’ feelings, 7. Lack of introspection, 8. Overbearing personality, 9. Sense of entitlement, lack of empathy, NoobvilleCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8119
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Runes Activated:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and launching exploding chickens at each other. Our server is so crazy that players have been known to build entire castles made out of TNT just for fun. If you want to experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then this is the place for you. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies like to bust a move when they’re not trying to eat your brains. So come on over and join the madness – just make sure you have some serious self-awareness, because you’re going to need it in this wild and wacky world!

CreeperCeasefireCraft

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCeasefireCraft, diplomatic efforts., Hamas, Hamas leadership, hostage crisis, hostage release agreement, hostage release plan, international diplomacy, Israel-Palestine relations, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace process, Palestinian politics, peace negotiations, Political Agreements, political reconciliation, Terrorism, united states involvement, us foreign policy, US-backed ceasefire

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! JOIN US AND U MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PORTAL TO A LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY AND A PET CHICKEN NAMED MR. CLUCKS WHO TELLS JOKES! WHY WOULD U WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THIS CRAZINESS?! JOIN NOW OR U MIGHT MISS THE CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A DRAGON MADE OF JELLO!

EagleQueenCraft

#birdwatching, AMERICANS, animal facts, bald eagles, bird behavior, Birds, conservation, eagle conservation, EagleQueenCraft, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, female, gender, misconceptions, national symbol, Nature, ornithology, RAPTORS, united states, wildlife, Wildlife Education

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	4910
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Items Found:	2695	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Towns Built:	10

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where bald eagles rule the skies and drop diamonds instead of feathers. these majestic birds are actually female and they will guide you to hidden treasure chests full of enchanted gear and golden apples.

we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually alien spies sent to protect our server from griefers and hackers. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they only want emeralds).

our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of obsidian that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s lit, fam.

join us now and become part of the most insane and wacky minecraft community on the interwebs. bald eagles, llamas, and disco balls await you. let’s get this bread, gamers.

ChiCraft: Mindful Miners & CBT Builders

Alternative Medicine, breast cancer survivors, Builders, cancer recovery, CBT, ChiCraft, cognitive behavioural therapy, complementary health benefits, health benefits, holistic healing, inflammatory disease, insomnia, integrative medicine, mind-body connection, mind-body practices, mindful, mindfulness, miners, research, stress reduction, study, Tai Chi, Therapy, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we do tai chi to reduce inflammation and cure insomnia like wut even is that??? we also have researchers studying the effects of combining mind-body practices with CBT to give u complementary health benefits like u never seen before. u will be so zen and well-rested u will be slaying creepers left and right like a boss. so come on, join us and let’s get our inner peace on while we conquer the minecraft world together!