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YellCraft Server: Learn to Communicate!

Alternating, barking orders, Communicate, Communication, confrontational, daycare, Gender Roles, grocery shopping, Grumpy, late meetings, learn, losing temper, pickup from daycare, reading minds, reasonable person, SAHM, Server, working from home, written schedule, YellCraft, Yelling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that makes the Kardashians look tame. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband and wife at odds over childcare and grocery runs. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the action firsthand on our server?

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the madness – join us now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Void Armor Forged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Buildings Constructed:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	67	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!