We once had Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone try to join our server, but she couldn’t handle the intensity of our PvP battles and had to retreat to her peaceful single-player world. And don’t even get us started on the time we tried to organize a mixed relay race in Minecraft – let’s just say things got a little chaotic when someone accidentally summoned a horde of creepers onto the track.
So, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity, come join our Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules (except for no griefing, of course). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates or ghosting again. Instead, you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building epic structures with your new Minecraft buddies. Who needs love when you have a Creeper to keep you company, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #69, rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the possibilities – you could have a Minecraft wedding in no time!
So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be building your dream world on our server? Join us today and say goodbye to toxic dating culture forever!
join our server and you can fly like a P-38 airplane, open cans like a P-38 can opener, and shoot stuff like a P-38 pistol. but like, in minecraft form.
we have epic battles where you can pretend you’re in WW II fighting for your life with a P-38 in hand. except instead of real danger, it’s just virtual danger. but like, still super intense and stuff.
so come join our server and experience the thrill of being a P-38 in all its forms. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.