I Literally Do Not Care Minecraft SMP

Good, smp, indifference to consequences, Radicalism, elections

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like pigs riding on llamas, villagers throwing wild parties in the Nether, and creepers doing the Macarena.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has joined our Discord server and is now our official mascot. We have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco, and every full moon, all players turn into werewolves with a craving for pumpkin pie.

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience pure madness, then join us now! Just remember, we don’t care about politics or elections here – we’re too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle. Let the chaos begin!

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Minecraft SMP: TheBlockBuster, RedstoneRuler, CreeperCrusher, DiamondDiva

CreeperCrusher, unknown, RedstoneRuler, one guy, Unique

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our crazy cast of characters:

– First up, we have Bob the Builder. He’s not just building houses and farms, oh no. He’s building entire civilizations with his bare hands! Join to witness his insane building skills in action.

– Next, we have Sally the Schemer. She’s always coming up with the wildest plans to prank the other players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, you never know what she’ll come up with next.

– Then there’s Timmy the Troll. He’s the master of trolling and no one is safe from his shenanigans. Join the server to see how he keeps everyone on their toes with his hilarious pranks.

– And last but not least, we have Sarah the Speedrunner. She’s on a mission to beat the Ender Dragon in record time, and nothing will stand in her way. Join the server to cheer her on as she races against the clock.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Because with this crazy cast of characters, you never know what’s going to happen next! Plus, where else can you find a group of players who are this dedicated to having a good time? Join now and prepare for the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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Avimore: The Server Where You Have to Apply to Play for a Reason… Probably

magic-modded, rules, Helpful Staff, diamonds, Seed

Welcome to Avimore SMP

A Java Minecraft server in search of new members for a world reset happening tomorrow!

What do we have to offer?

Features
A brand new 1.20.4 world with a cool seed
A magic-modded server with simple plugins
A central shopping area to buy items
A great community
Helpful staff and opportunity to apply for mod
Proximity voice chat
A dedicated discord server

Interested in joining Avimore?

In order to join the SMP, please join our discord server, read the rules and info channels and then head over to application-info to send in your application

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join Avimore SMP?	Join our discord server and send in an application.
What version is Avimore SMP on?	We are on the latest version 1.20.4.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please read the rules in our discord server.
Can I open my own shop in the central shopping area?	Yes, you can open your own shop for trading.

PhilosoraptorsCraft

kant, PhilosoraptorsCraft, Socrates, critical thinking, existentialism

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

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Minecraft SMP: The Mystery of Glitchopolis

Curiosity, cause, Situation, Incident, Mystery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is a literal circus of chaos and craziness!

Join us and witness the epic battle of the Chicken Army vs the Creeper Coalition as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens lay siege to the Creeper Castle or will the creepers blow them all to smithereens? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Mafia, who control the black market for enchanted items and rare resources. Will you dare to challenge their authority and steal from their vaults? Or will you join forces with them and become a powerful player in the criminal underworld of Minecraft?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and players can ride on the backs of ender dragons! It’s a party like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

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Quitting for Creepers Minecraft Server

CREEPERS, Server, offbeat, funny, Minecraft

Have you ever heard of someone quitting their job because they found a secret portal to a magical Minecraft server filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers? Yeah, neither have we! But that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server. Join us for a wild ride of epic quests, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will have you saying “I quit my job to play on this server” in no time. So what are you waiting for? Jump through the portal and let the madness begin!

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LainCraft Server: Rated High for a Reason!

avant garde, rated, influence, Underrated, 90s

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are so last decade? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to the future of gaming! Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where Lain is the ultimate ruler and only those who can navigate the digital realm can survive. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the virtual world of Lain!

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MineJail Minecraft Server

Convict, Minecraft, Sentence, punishment, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only crime is having a hilarious username! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with wacky characters and outrageous quests.

Have you ever wanted to go to jail for a ridiculous reason? Well, now you can! On our server, your username is the reason you have to go to jail. Did you steal all the cookies in the land? Or maybe you were caught dancing on tables in the village square? Whatever the reason, get ready for some jailhouse fun!

But don’t worry, our jail is more like a luxury resort than a prison. With diamond-encrusted cells, gourmet food, and daily spa treatments, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, you’ll have the chance to meet other players with equally absurd usernames and form alliances to take over the server.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of chaos and laughter. Just remember, the only crime here is not having enough fun!

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CheapCraft DivorceWars

EMBARRASSMENT, coupon, gas, hygienist, attitude

Are you tired of dealing with stingy people in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where being cheap is a bannable offense! We don’t tolerate coupon-clipping, gas-saving, penny-pinching players here.

Join now and experience a world where you can spend your virtual currency without worrying about someone complaining about the cost of everything. Our server is divorce-proof, because we believe in spending freely and enjoying the finer things in life.

Don’t be like the player who got divorced because of their cheap ways, come join us and live a life of luxury in Minecraft! Remember, it’s not about the money, it’s about the fun!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Mystery, action, Behavior, puzzling, conundrum

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just the beginning!

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to turn your enemies into adorable kittens with just a click of a button.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land filled with candy and unicorns.

So why did she do it? Because she wanted to experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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